"Weird Al" Yankovic - The checks in the mail

^EWell, ^Fhey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink, Boy it's ^Ggood to see you, what can I say? Oh, ^Csorry gotta run we'll get to^C7gether again, Say, ^Fwhat was your ^Fmaj7name any^Cway? Well we're ^Fworking on the problem, we'll ^F7get back to you soon yeah, But ^Bbdon't try to call me I'll be ^G7in a meeting every after^Fnoon, For a ^Fmaj7year, maybe ^D7longer, keep in touch, Thanks for ^Gdropping by and ^C7have a nice ^Fday!

^N.C.The check's in the ^Cmail, hey! You're ^C7beautiful, Don't ever ^Fchange, you know what I mean. My girl will call ^Cyour girl, we'll ^C7talk, we'll do lunch Or leave a ^Fmessage on my ma^F7chine. So baby ^Bbwon't you sign on the ^G7dotted line, I'm gonna ^Amake your ^A/C#dreams come ^Dtrue. ^N.C. The check's in the ^Cmail,^{C/B Bb}would I lie to ^Fyou? ^{C7 N.C.}

^EWell, ^Fhey wait a minute what's the matter hold on You want ^Gme to fork over the loot? You say you ^Chate my guts, you wanna ^C7take me to court, And you ^Fgot yourself a lawyer with a ^C7three-piece suit? Well I'm ^Fproud to say you're not the only ^F7critic of mine, yeah, So ^Bbif you wanna sue me I'm ^G7afraid you're gonna have to wait in ^Fline Take a ^Fmaj7number, thanks for ^D7calling who loves you baby, ^GDon't forget to ^C7read the fine ^Fprint.

^N.C.Say, the check's in the ^Cmail, hey! You're ^C7beautiful, Don't ever ^Fchange, you know what I mean. My girl will call ^Cyour girl, we'll ^C7talk, we'll do lunch Or leave a ^Fmessage on my ma^F7chine. So baby ^Bbwon't you sign on the ^G7dotted line, I'm gonna ^Amake your ^A/C#dreams come ^Dtrue. ^N.C. The check's in the ^Cmail, ^{C/B Bb}would I lie to ^Fyou? ^C7 Oh trust me.

^N.C.Say, the check's in the ^Cmail, hey! You're ^C7beautiful, Don't ever ^Fchange, you know what I mean. Why don't you ^C leave a message ^C7with my girl, I'll have ^Flunch with your ma^F7chine. So baby ^Bbwon't you sign on the ^G7dotted line, I'm gonna ^Amake your ^A/C#dreams come ^Dtrue. ^N.C. The check's in the ^Cmail, ^{C/B Bb}would I lie to ^Fyou? ^{Fmaj7 D} The check's in the ^Gmail, ^C7 would I lie to ^Fyou?