"Weird Al" Yankovic - The checks in the mail

^E/FWell, ^Fhey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink, boy it's^G good to see you, what can I say? Oh, ^Csorry gotta run we'll get together again, say ^Fwhat was your name ^Canyway? Well were w^Forking on the problem well get bac^Ak to you soon but ^Bbdon't try to call me I'll be ^Gin a meeting every After^Fnoon, for a ^Ayear maybe ^Dlonger keep in ^Bbtouch, thanks for drop^Gmping by and ^Chave a nice ^Fday

The check's in the ^Cmail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever c^Fhange (you know what I mean) My girl will call ^Cyour girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a ^Fmessage on my machine So baby ^Bbwon't you sign on the ^Gdotted line I'm gonna ^Amake your dreams come ^Dmtrue The check's in the ^Cmail^B,.^Bb...would I lie to you? ^{A Bb C}

^E/FWell ^Fhey wait a minute, what's the matter hold on, you want ^Gme to fork over the loot? You say ^Cyou hate my guts you wanna take me to court, and you ^Fgot yourself a lawyer with a ^Cthree-piece suit? Im ^Fproud to say youre not the only cr^Aitic of mine so ^Bbif you wanna sue me Im ^Gafraid youre gonna have to wait in ^FLine, take a ^Anumber thanks for c^Dalling, who loves yo^Bbu baby, don't for^Gmget to r^Cead the fine ^Fprint

The check's in the ^Cmail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever c^Fhange (you know what I mean) My girl will call ^Cyour girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch, or leave a ^Fmessage on my machine So baby ^Bbwon't you sign on the ^Gdotted line I'm gonna ^Amake your dreams come ^Dmtrue The check's in the ^Cmail^B,.^Bb...would I lie to you? ^{A Bb C}

The check's in the ^Cmail, (hey!) you're beautiful, don't ever c^Fhange (you know what I mean) Why don't you ^Cleave a message with my girl? I'll have ^Flunch with your machine So baby ^Bbwon't you sign on the ^Gdotted line I'm gonna ^Amake your dreams come ^Dmtrue The check's in the ^Cmail^B,.^Bb...would I lie to you^F? ^{E D} The check's in the ^Gmai^Bbl,.^C...would I lie to you? ^{Bb B C F}