"Weird Al" Yankovic - One more minute

^G Well I ^G7heard that you're ^Cleaving (^Csus4leavin^Cg), ^G Gonna ^G7leave me far be^Chind (so ^Cadd9far ^Cbe^Ehind), ^E 'Cause you found a brand new ^Amlover, You ^D7decided that I'm not your ^Gkind (^G7aah^G6h..^G.).

So I ^Cpulled (I pulled) your name ^Gout (name out) of my ^CRolodex (^Cadd9oohh..^C.), And I ^Ftore all your pictures in ^Ctwo, ^{Csus4 C} And I ^E7burned down the ^Emalt shop where ^Amwe used to go, Just be^D7cause it reminds me of ^Dmyou (dippity dippity ^Gdoo,

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yeah).

That's ^Fright (that's right) you ^Gain't gonna see me cry^Cin'. ^C7 I'm ^Fglad (I'm glad) that you ^Gfound somebody ^Cnew. ^C7 'Cause I'd ^Frather spend e^Gternity eating ^Amshards of broken ^Fglass, Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou. (^C/Baahh^C/A...)

^G I guess I ^G7might seem kinda ^Cbitter (^Csus4oohh..^C.), You ^Ggot me feeling ^G7down in the ^Cdumps, (^Cadd9oohh..^C.) 'Cause I'm ^E7stranded all a^Elone in the ^Amgas station of love, And I ^Dhave to use the self-service ^Dmpumps.

^GOh, so ^Fhoney, let me ^Ghelp you with that ^Csuitcase. ^C7 You ^Fain't (you ain't) gonna ^Gbreak my heart in ^Ctwo. ^C7 'Cause I'd ^Frather get a ^Ghundred thousand ^Ampaper cuts on my ^Fface, Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou (^C/Eoohh^C/G...)

^Am I'd rather rip out my in^Em7testines with a fork, Than ^Fwatch you going ^Gout with other ^Cmen. ^{C/G Am} I'd rather slam my ^Em7fingers in a ^Amdoor (yah), A^D7gain and again and again and again and a^Ggain.

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Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd ^Frather have my ^Gblood sucked out by ^Cleeches (^C7leeches), Shove an ^Ficepick under a ^Gtoenail or ^Ctwo. ^C7 I'd rather ^Fclean all the ^Gbathroom in Grand Central ^AmStation with my ^Ftongue, Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou.

^C7Yes, I'd rather jump ^Fnaked on a ^Ghuge pile of ^Cthumbtacks, ^C7 Or stick my ^Fnostrils to^Ggether with crazy ^Cglue. ^C7 I'd rather ^Fdive into a ^Gswimming pool filled with ^Amdouble-edged razor ^Fblades, Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Amyou. ^{Asus2 Am} I'd rather ^Frip my heart out of my ^Gribcage with my bare hands, and then ^Amthrow it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I ^Fmdie,

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Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou.