"Weird Al" Yankovic - One more minute

^GWell I heard that you're ^Cleaving, ^Ggonna leave me far ^Cbehind, ^E7'Cause you found a brand new ^Amlover, you de^Dcided that I'm not your ^Gkind. ^CSo I pulled your name ^Gout of my ^CRollOdex, And I ^Ftore all your pi^Gctures in ^Ctwo, And I ^E7burned down the malt shop where ^Amwe used to go, Just ^Dbecause it reminds me of ^Gyou.....

^FThat's right, you ^Gain't gonna see me ^Ccrying, ^FI'm glad that you ^Gfound somebody ^Cnew, 'Cause I'd ^Frather spend e^Gternity eating ^Amshards of broken g^Flass, Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou.

^GI guess I may seem kinda ^Cbitter, You ^Ggot me feeling down in the ^Cdumps, 'Cause I'm ^E7stranded all alone in the ^Amgas station of love, And I ^Dhave to use the self-service ^Gpumps...

Oh,so ^Fhoney, let me ^Ghelp you with that ^Csuitcase You ^Fain't gonna ^Gbreak my heart in ^Ctwo 'Cause I'd ^Frather get a ^Ghundred-thousand ^Cpaper cuts on my ^Fface, Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou..

^AmI'd rather rip out my ^Gintestines with a fork ^FThan watch you going o^Gut with other m^Cen ^AmI'd rather slam my ^E7fingers in a d^Amoor, ^DAgain, and again, and again, and again, and ^Gagain (NO CHORD) Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

I'd ^Frather have my ^Gblood sucked out by ^Cleeches Shove an ^Fice-pick under a ^Gtoe nail or ^Ctwo I'd ^Frather clean all the ^Gbathrooms In Grand Central ^AmStation, with my t^Fongue.. Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou

Yes, I'd rather jump ^Gnaked on a ^Ghuge pile of ^Cthumbtacks Or stick my ^Fnostrils to^Ggether with Krazy-^CGlue I'd ^Frather dive into a ^Gswimming pool filled with ^AmDouble-edged razor b^Flades Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Amyou

I'd rather ^Frip my heart right out of my ^Gribcage with my bare hands And then t^Chrow it on the floor and stomp on it ti^Fll I die.... Than ^Cspend one more ^Gminute with ^Cyou.....