"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight star

I was ^Gmwaiting in the ex^Fpress lane with my ^C twelve items or less At the ^Gmcheckout counter at the ^Flocal grocery ^Cstore. I was ^Ebonly passin' ^Gadd9by, but a ^Cpaper caught my ^Feye And I ^Bblearned a few things ^F I never knew be^Gadd9fore. It said ^Gm your pet may ^Fbe an extrater^Crestrial. It said the ^Gmghost of Elvis is ^Fliving in my ^Cden. You can ^Eblearn to cope with ^Gadd9stress, you can ^Cbeat the IR^FS And the ^Bbincredible frog boy is ^Fon the loose ^Gadd9again.

^COh, ^F Midnight ^Gsus4St - a^Gr, ^{Gsus4 G Gadd9 G Gsus4 G Gadd9 G C} It's in the ^Fweekly Midnight ^Gsus4St - a^Gr. ^{Gsus4 G Gadd9 G Gsus4 G Gadd9 G C}Aliens from outer space are ^Fsleeping ^Cin my ^Dcar. ^FMid^Cnight ^DmStar, I wanna ^Gknow, I wanna ^Bbknow. ^{Bbmaj7 Bb Bbmaj7 Bbmaj7}

^Gm Eat jelly ^Fdoughnuts, and lose ^Ctwenty pounds a day. Hear the ^Gmstory of the ^Fman born without a ^Chead. And top ^Ebpsychics all a^Gadd9gree that the ^Ctelephone compa^Fny Will have a ^Bbbrand new service that ^Flets you talk to the ^Gadd9dead.

^COh, ^F Midnight ^Gsus4St - a^Gr, ^{Gsus4 G Gadd9 G} You ^Gsus4can be^Glieve ^Gadd9it ^Gif you ^Cread it in the ^Fweekly Midnight ^Gsus4Star ^{G Gsus4 G Gadd9 G Gsus4 G Gadd9 G C} They're keeping Hitler's brain ^Falive in^Cside a ^Djar ^FMid^Cnight ^DmStar, I wanna ^Gknow, I wanna ^Bbknow. ^{Bbmaj7 Bb Bbmaj7 Bbmaj7} Bb Bbmaj7 Bb Bbmaj7 Bb Bbmaj7

^AmTell me, tell me, tell me how to ^Cmake my bust-line grow. ^F Midnight Star, I wanna ^Bbknow. ^G

^COh, ^F Midnight ^Gsus4St - a^Gr, ^{Gsus4 G Gadd9 G} Well, ^Gsus4don't you kn^Gow ^Gadd9that ^GI ^Cread it, read it in the ^Fweekly Midnight ^Gsus4Star ^{G Gsus4 G Gadd9 G Gsus4 G Gadd9 G} The ^CUFOs have landed, and we'll ^Ftell you ^Cwhere they ^Dare. ^FMid^Cnight ^DmStar, I wanna ^Gknow, I wanna ^Ebknow,

^Ab Midnight ^Bbsus4St - ^Bbar ^{Bbsus4 Bb} Well, you can ^Ebread all about in in the ^Abweekly Midnight ^BbStar ^EbYou can use your ESP to ^Ablearn to ^Ebplay gui^Ftar (^Fshort solo) ^FmI wanna ^Bbknow, I wanna ^Ebknow

(^EbAh, ^Ab Midnight ^BbStar) I wanna know, I wanna know. (^EbAh, ^Ab Midnight ^BbStar) I wanna know, I wanna know. (^EbAh, ^Ab Midnight ^BbStar) I wanna know, I wanna know. (^EbAh, ^Ab Midnight ^BbStar) Inquiring minds like mine wanna know.

(You can ^Ebread it, you can read it, you can ^Abread it, you can read it,) (in the^Bb Midnight Star, Midnight Star.) I wanna know, I wanna know. (You can ^Ebread it, you can read it, you can ^Abread it, you can read it,) (in the^Bb Midnight Star, Midnight Star.) I wanna know, I wanna know.

(You can ^Ebread it, you can read it, you can ^Abread it, you can read it,) (in the^Bb Midnight Star, Midnight Star.) I wanna know, I wanna know. (You can ^Ebread it, you can read it, you can ^Abread it, you can read it,) (in the^Bb Midnight Star, Midnight Star.) I wanna know, I wanna know.

(You can ^Ebread it, you can read it, you can ^Abread it, you can read it,) (in the^Bb Midnight Star, Midnight Star.) I wanna know, I wanna know. (You can ^Ebread it, you can read it, you can ^Abread it, you can read it,) (in the^Bb Midnight Star, Midnight Star.) I wanna know, I wanna know.