"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight star

^BbI was waiting in the ^Fexpress lane with my ^Ctwelve items or less ^BbAt the checkout counter at the ^Flocal grocery ^Cstore ^BbI was only passin' ^Gby ^CBut a paper caught my ^Feye ^BbAnd I learned a few things ^FI never knew ^Gbefore

^BbIt said your pet may ^Fbe an extrater^Crestrial ^BbIt said the ghost of Elvis ^Fis living in my ^Cden ^BbYou can learn to cope with ^Gstress ^CYou can beat the ^FIRS ^BbAnd the incredible frog boy is ^Fon the loose ^Gagain

^COh, ^FMidnight ^GStar ^CIt's in the ^Fweekly Midnight ^GStar C Am* F D Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car ^FMidnight Star, I wanna ^Gknow, I wanna ^Bbknow

^BbEat jelly ^Fdoughnuts, and lose ^Ctwenty pounds a day ^BbHear the story of the ^Fman born without a ^Chead ^BbAnd top psychics all ^Gagree ^CThat the telephone ^Fcompany ^BbWill have a brand new service that ^Flets you talk to the d^Gead

^COh, ^FMidnight ^GStar You can believe it if you ^Cread it in the ^Fweekly Midnight ^GStar C Am* F D They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar ^FMidnight Star, I wanna ^Gknow, I wanna ^Bbknow

^AmTell me, tell me, tell me how to ^Cmake my bust-line grow ^FMidnight Star, I wanna ^Gknow ^COh, ^FMidnight ^GStar Well, don't you know that I ^Cread it, I read it in the ^Fweekly Midnight ^GStar C Am* F G The UFOs have landed, and we'll tell you where they are ^FMidnight Star, I wanna ^Gknow, I wanna ^Ebknow

^EbMidn^Abight Star^Bb Well, you can ^Ebread all about in in the ^Abweekly Midnight ^BbStar Eb Cm* Ab F You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar ^AbI wanna ^Bbknow, I wanna ^Ebknow