"Weird Al" Yankovic - I lost on jeopardy

I was ^Amthere to match my intellect ^Em/G on national TV, Against a ^Amplumber, oh and an architect, ^Em/G both with a PhD. I was ^Ctense, I was nervous, I guess it ^Em just wasn't my ^Em7night Art ^DmFleming gave the answers, oh, ^Cbut I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight.

I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby, ^Em/Gooh, I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby, ^Em/Gooh.

Well, I ^Amknew I was in trouble now, ^Em/G my hope of winning sank. Oh, 'cause I ^Amgot the Daily Double now ^Em/G and then my mind went blank. I took ^CPotpourri for one hundred and then my ^Em head started to ^Em7spin. Well, I'm ^Dmgivin' up, Don Pardo, just ^Ctell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah.

I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby, ^Em/Gooh, I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby, ^Em/Gooh.

^Am That's right, Al - you lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: a ^Amtwenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International, A ^Amcase of Turtle Wax, and a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Fran^Em/Gcisco Treat, but that's not all! You also made yourself look like a ^Amjerk in front of millions of people And you brought shame and disgrace to ^Em/Gyour family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back to^Ammorrow, you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game You're a complete ^Em/Gloser!

Don't know ^Cwhat I was thinkin' of, I guess I ^Em just wasn't to ^Em7bright. Well, I ^Dmsure hope I do better next ^Cweekend on the Price Is ^N.C.Right-ight-ight.

I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby, ^Em/Gooh, I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby, ^Em/Gooh. I lost on ^AmJeopardy, baby. ^Em/G