"Weird Al" Yankovic - I lost on jeopardy
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Tuning: E A D G B E
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Tip: in the verse when going from Gm to Fm add in the F#m as a grace note
Intro: Cm
Verse 1:
I was Cmthere to match my intellectGm on national FmTV
Against a Cmplumber, oh and an architect,Gm both with a PhFmD
I was Ebtense, I was nervous, I guess itGm just wasn't my night
Art FmFleming gave the answers, oh but I Ebcouldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
Chorus 1:
I lost on CmJeopardy, baby, GmooooFmoh
I lost on CmJeopardy, baby, GmooooFmoh
Verse 2:
Well, I Cmknew I was in trouble now,Gm my hope of winning Fmsank
Oh cause I Cmgot the Daily Double nowGm and then my mind went bFmlank
I took EbPotpourri for one hundred and then my Gmhead started to spin
Well I'm Fmgivin' up, Don Pardo, just Ebtell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah
Chorus 2:
I lost on CmJeopardy, baby, GmooooFmoh
I lost on CmJeopardy, baby, GmooooFmoh
Break: over Cm
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That's right Al you lost, And let me tell you what you didn't win:
A twenty set volume of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax,
And a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat
But that's not all, you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people
And you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come
You don't get to come back tomorrow, You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game, You're a complete loser
Verse 3:
Don't know Ebwhat I was thinkin' of, I guess GmI just wasn't to bright
Well I sFmure hope I do better next Ebweekend on the Price Is Right-ight-ight
Chorus 3:
I lost on CmJeopardy, baby, GmooooFmoh
I lost on CmJeopardy, baby, GmooooFmoh
I lost on CmJeopardy! baby!
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