"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another one rides the bus

^AmRiding in the bus down the boulevard and the place was ^Cpretty ^Dpacked. (Yuagh!) ^AmCouldn't find a seat so I had to stand with the perverts ^Cin the ^Dback. It was ^Fsmelling like a ^Clocker room, there was ^Fjunk all over the ^Cfloor, We're ^Falready packed in ^Clike sardines, but we're ^Dstopping to pick up ^E7more, look out!

^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^AmAnother comes on and another comes on, ^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^BHey, who's gonna ^Dsit by you? A^Bnother one rides the ^E7bus!

There's a ^Amsuitcase poking me in the ribs, there's an elbow ^Cin my ^Dear, There's a ^Amsmelly old bum standing next to me, hasn't showered ^Cin a ^Dyear. I ^Fthink I'm missing a ^Ccontact lens, I ^Fthink my wallet's ^Cgone, And I ^Fthink this bus is ^Cstopping again, to let a ^Dcouple more freaks get ^E7on, look out!

^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^AmAnother comes on and another comes on, ^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^BHey, who's gonna ^Dsit by you? A^Bnother one rides the ^E7bus! ^Am

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Another one rides the bus,

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Another one rides the bus ow,

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Another one rides the bus hey hey,

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Another one rides the bus hey-^Amey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy Am C D

The ^Amwindow doesn't open and the fan is broken and my face is ^Cturning ^Dblue. (Yuagh!) I ^Amhaven't been in a crowd like this since I went to ^Csee The ^DWho. Well I ^Fshould've got off a couple ^Cmiles ago, but I ^Fcouldn't get to the ^Cdoor. There ^Fisn't any room for ^Cme to breathe, and ^Dnow we're gonna pick up ^E7more, yeaaah!

^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^AmAnother comes on and another comes on, ^Am Another one ^Crides the ^Dbus. ^BHey, who's gonna ^Dsit by you? A^Bnother one rides the ^E7bus!