"Weird Al" Yankovic - Another one rides the bus

^EmRiding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty ^Ampacked (Yeah!) ^EmCouldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the ^Amback It was ^Csmelling like a ^Glocker room There was ^Cjunk all over the ^Gfloor ^CWe're already packed in ^Glike sardines But we're ^Amstopping to pick up ^Bmore, look out

^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus ^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus A^Emnother comes on and a^Emnother comes on ^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus ^F#mHey, who's gonna sit by you Another one rides the ^Bbus

^EmThere's a suitcase poking me in the ribs There's an elbow in my ^Amear ^EmThere's a smelly old bum standing next to me Hasn't showered in a ^Amyear ^CI think I'm missing a ^Gcontact lens I ^Cthink my wallet's ^Ggone And I ^Cthink this bus is ^Gstopping again To ^Amlet a couple more freaks get ^Bon look out

^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus ^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus A^Emnother comes on and a^Emnother comes on ^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus ^F#mHey, who's gonna sit by you Another one rides the ^Bbus

^EmThe window doesn't open and the fan is broke And my face is turning ^Amblue (Yeah) ^EmI haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see the ^AmWho Well I ^Cshould've got off a couple ^Gmiles ago But I ^Ccouldn't get to the ^Gdoor There ^Cisn't any room for me to ^Gbreathe And ^Amnow we're gonna pick up ^Bmore yeaaah

^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus ^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus A^Emnother comes on and a^Emnother comes on ^EmAnother one rides the ^Ambus ^F#mHey, who's gonna sit by you Another one rides the ^Bbus.