Weezer - Thank god for girls

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The ^Amgirl in the pastry ^Gshop with the net in her ^Dhair Is making a ca^Fnnoli for you to ^Amtake on your hiking ^Gtrip In the woods with your ^Dbros that you’ve known since^F second grade And you^Am may encounter dragons o^Gr ruffians and be^D called upon To e^Fmploy your testoste^Amrone In a battle for su^Gpremacy and access ^Dto females ^Fglued to the TV ^Am And even if you are ^Gvictorious you ^Dmay receive many cuts, ^Fbruises, and scrapes And you will^Am require band aids and ^Gantiseptic ointments And ^Dtender loving kisses on your ^Fstab wounds and ^Amwhen you come home She ^Gwill be there waiting^D for you with a^F fire in her ^Ameyes And a ^Gbig fat cannoli to ^Dshove in your mouth And that's ^Fwhy you

Thank ^AmGod^G for ^Dgirls ^F Holla J^Amesu Chri^Gste From Tenne^Dssee to L^FA Thank ^AmGod^G for ^Dgirls ^F On your ^Amreckoning ^Gday You better ^Dbow down and ^Fpray She’s so ^Ambig ^G She’s so ^Dstro^Fng She’s so^Am ener^Ggetic in her ^Dsweaty over^Falls Thank ^AmGod^G for ^Dgirls ^F

^Am I'm so glad I got a ^Ggirl to think of^D even though she isn't^F mine ^Am I think about her all the ^Gday and all the night it's e^Dnough to know that she's a^F-live She says I ^Amgive her sweaty palms she ^Galmost had a heart attack ^D The truth is that I’m just as ^Fscared I don’t know how to act ^Am I wish that I could get to ^Gknow her better But meeting ^Dup in real life would cause the i^Fllusion to shatter ^Am I carved her name into ^Gall the trees ^D Sang a song down ^Fon one knee ^Am Looking at the under^Gwear page of the Sears ^Dcatalog like when ^FI was 14 ^Am I’m levi^Gtating like a ^Dmagnet turned the ^Fwrong way around I’m like an ^AmIndian Fakir tryna’ ^Gmeditate on a bed of ^Dnails with my pants pulled ^Fdown

Thank ^AmGod^G for ^Dgirls ^F Holla J^Amesu Chri^Gste From Tenne^Dssee to L^FA Thank ^AmGod^G for ^Dgirls ^F On your ^Amreckoning ^Gday You better ^Dbow down and ^Fpray She’s so ^Ambig ^G She’s so ^Dstro^Fng She’s so^Am ener^Ggetic in her ^Dsweaty over^Falls Thank ^AmGod^G for ^Dgirls ^F

^Am God took a rib from ^GAdam, ^Dground it up in a ^Fcentrifuge ma^Amchine Mixed it with carda^Gmom and cloves, ^Dmicrowaved it on the ^Fpopcorn setting While ^AmAdam was like^G “that really ^Dhurts” Going off in^Fto the tundra,^Am so pissed at ^GGod And he ^Dstarted lighting minor forest ^Ffires, stealing osprey ^Ameggs Messing with the ^Gbees who were trying to polli^Dnate the echinacea ^F Until God said,^Am “Imma smite you with ^Gloneliness And ^Dbreak your heart in ^Ftwo” And ^AmAdam wept and ^Gwailed, ^Dtearing out his ^Fhair, ^Amfalling on his ^Gknees Looked to the ^Dsky and said