Weezer - Thank god for girls

The ^Amgirl in the pastry ^G/Bshop with the net in her ^D9hair is making a can^Fnoli for you to ^AmTake on your hiking ^G/Btrip in the woods with your ^D9bros that you’ve known since^F second grade And you^Am may encounter dragons ^G/Bor ruffians and be^D9 called upon to ^Femploy your testoste- -^Amrone, in a battle for su^G/Bpremacy and access ^D9to females ^Fglued to the TV ^Am And even if you are vic^G/Btorious you ^D9may receive many cuts, ^Fbruises, and scrapes and you will ^Am Require band aids and ^G/Bantiseptic ointments and ^D9tender loving kisses on your^F stab wounds and ^AmWhen you come home she will^G/B be there waiting^D9 for you with a^F fire in her ^AmEyes and a big fat can^G/Bnoli to shove in your ^D9mouth and that's ^Fwhy you

Thank ^A5God^G5 for ^D/F#girls ^F5 Holla ^A5Jesu Chris^G5te from Tennes^D/F#see to L^F5A Thank ^A5God^G5 for ^D/F#girls ^F5 On your ^A5reckoning ^G5day, you better ^D/F#bow down and ^F5pray She’s so ^A5big,^G5 she’s so ^D/F#strong ^F5 She’s so^A5 ener^G5getic in her ^D/F#sweaty over^F5alls Thank ^A5God^G5 for ^D/F#girls^F5 Thank God for ^A5girls^G5, thank God for ^D/F#girls ^F5

^Am I'm so glad I got a ^G/Bgirl to think of^D9 even though she isn't^F mine ^Am I think about her all the ^G/Bday and all the night, it's e^D9nough to know that she's a^Flive She says I^Am give her sweaty palms, she ^Galmost had a heart attack ^D9 The truth is that I’m just as ^Fscared, I don’t know how to act ^Am I wish that I could get to ^Gknow her better But meeting ^D9up in real life would cause the il^Flusion to shatter ^Am I carved her name into ^G/Ball the trees,^D9 sang a song down ^Fon one knee ^Am Looking at the under^G/Bwear page of the Sears ^D9catalog like when ^FI was fourteen ^Am I’m levitating like a ^G/Bmagnet turned the ^D9wrong way a^Fround I’m like an ^AmIndian Fakir tryna’ ^G/Bmeditate on a bed of ^D9nails with my pants pulled ^Fdown

Thank ^A5God^G5 for ^D/F#girls ^F5 Holla ^A5Jesu Chris^G5te from Tennes^D/F#see to L^F5A Thank ^A5God^G5 for ^D/F#girls ^F5 On your ^A5reckoning ^G5day, you better ^D/F#bow down and ^F5pray She’s so ^A5big,^G5 she’s so ^D/F#strong ^F5 She’s so^A5 ener^G5getic in her ^D/F#sweaty over^F5alls Thank ^A5God^G5 for ^D/F#girls^F5 Thank God for ^A5girls^G5, thank God for ^D/F#girls ^F5

^Am God took a rib from ^G/BAdam, ^D9ground it up in a ^Fcentrifuge ma- -^Amchine, mixed it with carda^G/Bmom and cloves, ^D9microwaved it on the ^Fpopcorn setting While ^AmAdam was like^G/B “that really ^D9hurts”, going off in^Fto the tundra ^Am So pissed at ^G/BGod and he ^D9started lighting minor forest ^Ffires, stealing osprey ^AmEggs, messing with the ^G/Bbees who were trying to polli^D9nate the Echinacea^F until God said “^AmImma smite you with ^G/Bloneliness and ^D9break your heart in ^Ftwo” ^N.C.And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair ^N.C.Falling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, “Thank God”