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Tuning: E A D G B E
Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony? B (7 9 9 8 7 7)
Emaj9Ebm

x 7 6 8 7 x

(x 6 8 8 7 x) Dmaj9 (x 5 4 6 5 x) Dbm (x 4 6 6 5 x) A (5 7 7 6 5 5) Abm (4 6 6 4 4 4) Gbm (2 4 4 2 2 2) E (0 2 2 1 0 0) Emaj13sus2 (0 5 7 6 7 0)
[Intro] B [Verse]
Emaj9Mister, would you please help my Ebmpony? Dmaj9He's over there behind the Dbmtree AHe's down in the dirt, Abmwould ya help him? I Bthink Bit's Bhis Blung
Emaj9Mister would you please help my pEbmony? Dmaj9He's chewin' bark and not tDbmhe leaves AHe's cryin' like a babyAbm, would you help him? I Bthink Bit's Bhis Blung
Emaj9Mister, would you please help my Ebmpony? Dmaj9He's down - He ain't gettinDbm' up AHe coughed up snot in tAbmhe driveway And I tBhink hBis Blung's Bfucked Bup
[Bridge]
GbmPo---Eny, GbmPo---Eny, GbmPo---Emaj13ny (Instrumental section) D Dbm A Dbm D Gbm B
(Solo over verse chords)
Emaj9Mister, would you please help my Ebmpony? Dmaj9He's over there lookin' at Dbmme AHe can't talk because hAbme's a pony I Bthink Bit's Bhis Blung