[intro riff] |----------------------------------------| |-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| |-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| |-4-4-4-4--------7----7-9-7--------------| |-2-2-2-2----7-9---9--------9-7-9-7------| |-----------------------------------9-7--| [verse one]

^EMister, would you please help my ^D#mpony' He's ^Dover there behind the ^C#mtree He's ^Adown in the dirt would you ^G#mhelp him' [w/intro riff] I think it's his lung

[verse two]

^EMister, would you please help my ^D#mpony' He's ^Dchewin' bar and not the ^C#mleaves He's ^Acryin' like a baby would you ^G#mhelp him' [w/intro riff] I think it's his lung

[verse three]

^EMister, would you please help my ^D#mpony' He's ^Ddown - He ain't gettin' ^C#mup He ^Acoughed up snot on the ^G#mdriveway [w/intro riff] And I think his lung's fucked up

[bridge]

^F#mPon - ^Ey, ^F#mpon - ^Ey, ^F#mpony D C#m A C# D F#m B D C#m A C# D F#m B

[solo] E D#m D C#m A G#m B E D#m D C#m A G#m B B B C C# [verse four]

^EMister, would you please help my ^D#mpony' He's ^Dover there lookin' at ^C#mme He ^Acan't talk because he's a ^G#mpony [w/intro riff] I think it's his lung

[repeat verse one:end abruptly on lung]

Ween - Mister would you please help my pony