Warp 11 Old Country Doctor (The Ballad of Bones) Red Alert Transcribed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com Intro with harmonica in G: G----Em-C-D-Em-C-----C-B-A-G Em—C-G-Em-C-----C-B-A-G Verse 1

Well, they ^Amcall me ^FBones and I'm^C third in co^Ammmand ^FSecond in line is a man ^FI j^Eust ^Gcan'^Ct stand He's a^Am green blooded, ^Fpointy-eared,^C seven year^Am itch ^FAnd when he pon farrs He'll try to ^Fmake ^Eme h^Gis bi^Ctch Chorus: ^GWell, I may or may not have^F divorced my w^Cife But I damn sure pulled the plug on my daddy's life And two months later, well, they found a cure I'm just an^Am old country^F doctor on a d^Gamned five year^C tour

(harmonica lead in) Am F G C Verse 2: (same chord pattern as verse 1) The damned teleporter Yeah, it gives me the creeps The first time I used it I couldn't get it up for weeks Now my tricorder's busted And sick bay just stinks I guess I'll just go replicate me a drink (Repeat Chorus) Verse 3 Well, Jim is the captain of this here ship We call her the Enterprise, and the crew's pretty hip Yeah, the girls all wear go-go boots and miniskirts And I spend my days patching all the red shirts (electric guitar in)

^GWell, I have been asked to d^Fo many a t^Ching Outside the area of my expertise Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before Damn it Jim, damn it Jim, I told you before I'm just an^Am old countr^Fy doctor on a ^Gdamned five year^C tour Just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour (harmonica lead out)

Warp 11 - Old country doctor the ballad of bones