Warp 11 Old Country Doctor (The Ballad of Bones) Red Alert Transcribed by Matthew Choat moc0007@gmail.com Intro with harmonica in G: G----Em-C-D-Em-C-----C-B-A-G EmC-G-Em-C-----C-B-A-G Verse 1

Well, they ^Emcall me ^CBones and I'm^G third in co^Emmmand ^CSecond in line is a man ^CI j^Bust ^Acan'^Gt stand He's a^Em green blooded, ^Cpointy-eared,^G seven year^Em itch ^CAnd when he pon farrs He'll try to ^Cmake ^Bme h^Ais bi^Gtch Chorus: ^DWell, I may or may not have^C divorced my w^Gife But I damn sure pulled the plug on my daddy's life And two months later, well, they found a cure I'm just an^Em old country^C doctor on a d^Damned five year^G tour

(harmonica lead in) Em C D G Verse 2: (same chord pattern as verse 1) The damned teleporter Yeah, it gives me the creeps The first time I used it I couldn't get it up for weeks Now my tricorder's busted And sick bay just stinks I guess I'll just go replicate me a drink (Repeat Chorus) Verse 3 Well, Jim is the captain of this here ship We call her the Enterprise, and the crew's pretty hip Yeah, the girls all wear go-go boots and miniskirts And I spend my days patching all the red shirts (electric guitar in)

^DWell, I have been asked to d^Co many a t^Ghing Outside the area of my expertise Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before Damn it Jim, I know I've told you before Damn it Jim, damn it Jim, I told you before I'm just an^Em old countr^Cy doctor on a ^Ddamned five year^G tour Just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour (harmonica lead out)

Warp 11 - Old country doctor the ballad of bones