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Truckstop Honeymoon - Mardis Gras in Kansas Tabbed by: Danny Halstead Intro: C G
CIt's Mardis gras in Kansas There ain't no paGrade
Still I put on a boa and some plastic beads
and this little tutu I mCade And I walked up and down this midwest town All I could see were cFars
With working stiffs going to work as if
They dGidn't know it was Mardi GCras
FMardis Gras in Kansas Ain't lCike it is in New Orleans There's no mGarching bands
No Dacquiri stands
No hookers and no drag quCeens No touFrists falling in the gutter As they pCut their Margaritas away GMardis Gras in Kansas Is just another TueCsday G
CI shoulda known something was up When I saw there was snow on the groGund
The neighbours were digging out their driveways
And nobody else was aroCund Thought I made a mistake
And got the wrong date
Maybe this was all a drFeam It's Mardi Gras, for sure But it's KaGnsas and not New OrlCeans G
FMardis Gras in Kansas It just aCin't the same There's no MaGrdi Gras rows
No cups to go
Nobody playing Eliza JCane Still I pFut on a rhumba
dance a little number
But I fCelt like a kind of a freak Coz MaGrdis Gras in Kansas Is just another day of the wCeek G
SOLO - Play same chords as verse
So nFext year I got a good plan babe I tCell you what we gonna do WeG're going to start the very first ever Kansas Mardi Gras cCrew FGonna shut down this whole town We're gonna clCose off every street And then the KaGnsas High School Marching Band are gonna learn a different bCeat G
FMardis Gras in Kansas Ain't lCike it is in New Orleans There's no mGarching bands
No Dacquiri stands
No hookers and no drag quCeens FBut its gonna change, it's gonna get strange It will be like KaCnsas you have never seen When we get MaGrdis Gras in Kansas Just like they got in New OrlCeans GYeah, we'll have Mardis Gras in Kansas Just like they got in New OrlCeans