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Truckstop Honeymoon - Mardis Gras in Kansas Tabbed by: Danny Halstead Intro: A E
AIt's Mardis gras in Kansas There ain't no paErade
Still I put on a boa and some plastic beads
and this little tutu I mAade And I walked up and down this midwest town All I could see were cDars
With working stiffs going to work as if
They dEidn't know it was Mardi GAras
DMardis Gras in Kansas Ain't lAike it is in New Orleans There's no mEarching bands
No Dacquiri stands
No hookers and no drag quAeens No touDrists falling in the gutter As they pAut their Margaritas away EMardis Gras in Kansas Is just another TueAsday E
AI shoulda known something was up When I saw there was snow on the groEund
The neighbours were digging out their driveways
And nobody else was aroAund Thought I made a mistake
And got the wrong date
Maybe this was all a drDeam It's Mardi Gras, for sure But it's KaEnsas and not New OrlAeans E
DMardis Gras in Kansas It just aAin't the same There's no MaErdi Gras rows
No cups to go
Nobody playing Eliza JAane Still I pDut on a rhumba
dance a little number
But I fAelt like a kind of a freak Coz MaErdis Gras in Kansas Is just another day of the wAeek E
SOLO - Play same chords as verse
So nDext year I got a good plan babe I tAell you what we gonna do WeE're going to start the very first ever Kansas Mardi Gras cArew DGonna shut down this whole town We're gonna clAose off every street And then the KaEnsas High School Marching Band are gonna learn a different bAeat E
DMardis Gras in Kansas Ain't lAike it is in New Orleans There's no mEarching bands
No Dacquiri stands
No hookers and no drag quAeens DBut its gonna change, it's gonna get strange It will be like KaAnsas you have never seen When we get MaErdis Gras in Kansas Just like they got in New OrlAeans EYeah, we'll have Mardis Gras in Kansas Just like they got in New OrlAeans