----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by JP Standard Tuning EADGBe Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy. CHORDS USED: F#m A B D E EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe 244222 002220 224442 x00232 022100 VERSE 1:

^AThey say 3 percent of the people use 5 to ^D6 percent of their br^Aain 97 percent use 3 percent and the r^B7est goes down the dr^Eain I'll ne^Aver know which one I am but I'll b^Det you my last di^Ame 9^D9 percent think with ^A3 percent 1^E00 percent of the t^Aime ^A64 percent of all the world's statistics are made ^Dup right there on the s^Apot 82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're ^B7accurate statistics or ^Enot ^AI don't know what you believe but I ^Ddo know there's no d^Aoubt I need ^Danother double shot of something ^A90 proof

CHORUS:

I got ^Etoo much to think ^Aabout ^DToo much to ^Athink about ^DToo much to ^Afigure out ^DStuck be^Etween ^F#mhope and ^Ddoubt It's ^Atoo much to ^Ethink ^Aabout

VERSE 2:

^AThey say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just b^Dullshit you'll never ^Aneed 84 percent of everything you got you bought to ^B7satisfy your ^Egreed Because ^A90 percent of the world's population links ^Dpossessions to su^Access Even though ^D80 percent of the wealthiest ^A1 percent of the population ^EDrinks to an alarming e^Axcess

More money, more stress I guess CHORUS:

^DToo much to th^Aink about ^DToo much to fi^Agure out ^DStuck b^Eetween ^F#mhope and do^Dubt It's t^Aoo much to th^Eink ab^Aout

VERSE 3:

^A74 percent of all statisticians truly h^Date their fucking j^Aobs They say the average bank robber lives within about 20 ^B7miles of the bank that he r^Eobs There's this li^Attle bank not far from here that I've been wa^Dtching now for a wh^Aile Lately ^Dall I can think a^About is how bad I w^Eanna go out in st^Ayle

^DToo much to th^Aink about ^DToo much to fi^Agure out ^DStuck b^Eetween ^F#mhope and do^Dubt It's t^Aoo much to th^Eink about Amen It's t^Aoo much to th^Eink ab^Aout Mmm hmmm

Todd Snider - Statisticians blues