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Statistician Blues Todd Snider
AThey say 3 percent of the people use 5 to D6 percent of their brAain 97 percent use 3 percent and the rB7est goes down the drEain I'll neAver know which one I am but I'll bDet you my last diAme 9D9 percent think with A3 percent 100 peErcent of the tiAme
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot 82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt I need another double shot of something 90 proof I got too much to think about
DToo much to thAink about DToo much to fiAgure out DStuck bEetween F#mhope and douDbt It's tAoo much to thEink abAout
They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need 84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population Drinks to an alarming excess More money, more stress It's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about Pick it now 84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style And it's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about That's right It's too much to think about Amen It's too much to think about Mmm hmmm sm1353