Tiny Tim - Ive never seen a straight banana

^CI’ve seen lots of^G funny things i^Cn my time But theres one thing I’ve bee^Gn trying hard t^Co ^Gget For ^Cyears and years and ^Gyears I’ve kept o^Cn searching But I ^Dhaven’t had the luck to see on^Ge yet Although I haven’t seen one you al^Cl know the thing I mean And ^Dnow Im going to tell you what it is I haven’^Gt seen

I have ^Cnever, ^Gnever,^Cnever,^Fnever I’ve neve^Cr seen a straigh^Gt ban^Cana

^GI’ve searched quite a bit ^CBut I must admit There ^Deven curved when they are served in ^Gmy banana splits ^CI have ^Gseen them by the ^Ccar loads ^FOn the dele^Cware and ^Dtiawana C G C F

I’ve neve^Cr seen a straigh^Gt ba^Cnana

^CI recall when ^GI was in ^CAlaska I Have seen the sun at ^Gtwelve-o'clock at ^Cnight. I've seen the water^Gfalls at old ^CNiagara I co^Dnfess it is a most impressive ^Gsight.

But ^Cif it's not to be, I'd ^Dlike to meet somebody else Who ^Gsaw what I can't see.

I've ne^Cver, ^Gnever, ^Cnever, ^Fnever I’ve never^C seen a straigh^Gt ban^Cana.

^Gthough theres things I hate ^CMillions I have ate. But ^DDoggon me I’ve yet to se^Ge Banana’s that are straight ^CI have ^Gtraveled far to ^Cfind one. ^FFrom the ^CArgentine to the ^DHavana.

But I've ^Cnever, ^Gnever, ^Cnever, ^Fnever I've never ^Cseen a straight ^Gbanan^Ca. No I’ve never^G, neve^Cr,neve^Fr,never C G CGC I’ve never seen a straight banana!