Tiny Tim - Ive never seen a straight banana

^CI've seen lots of f^Gunny things in ^Cmy time But theres one thing I've been ^Gtrying hard to ^Cge^Gt For ^Cyears and years and ^Gyears I've kept on ^Csearching But I ^Dhaven't had the luck to see one ^Gyet Although I haven't seen one you all ^Cknow the thing I mean And ^Dnow Im going to tell you what it is I haven't ^Gseen

I have ^Cnever, ^Gnever,^Cnever,^Fnever I've never ^Cseen a straight ^Gbanan^Ca

^GI've searched quite a bit ^CBut I must admit There ^Deven curved when they are served in ^Gmy banana splits ^CI have ^Gseen them by the ^Ccar loads ^FOn the dele^Cware and ^Dtiawana C G C F

I've never ^Cseen a straight ^Gbana^Cna

^CI recall when ^GI was in ^CAlaska I Have seen the sun at ^Gtwelve-o'clock at ^Cnight. I've seen the water^Gfalls at old ^CNiagara I co^Dnfess it is a most impressive ^Gsight.

But ^Cif it's not to be, I'd ^Dlike to meet somebody else Who ^Gsaw what I can't see.

I've ne^Cver, ^Gnever, ^Cnever, ^Fnever I've never ^Cseen a straight ^Gbanan^Ca.

^Gthough theres things I hate ^CMillions I have ate. But ^DDoggon me I've yet to see ^GBanana's that are straight ^CI have ^Gtraveled far to ^Cfind one. ^FFrom the ^CArgentine to the ^DHavana.

But I've ^Cnever, ^Gnever, ^Cnever, ^Fnever I've never ^Cseen a straight ^Gbanan^Ca. No I've never, ^Gnever,^Cnever,^Fnever C G CGC I've never seen a straight banana!