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Gm Dmaj#5/Gb If you really loved me the way you say you do Bb/F Gm/E If you love me half as much as I love you Cm7/Eb Bb You would pluck a planet from the sky
You’Ad use a star to dot theD “i” ... A D Gm When their love for one another is true Doo doo doo
.. A D But shirking challenges is not what love
Is all Ebabout DLove is not all wine and Ebroses DSometimes it’s handcuffs anEbd cheese C/ENo-one said love is for Ffree And if Am/Eyou agree with that Cm/Eb D7 Gm You’ll sing me passages from the koran wearing nothing but your Bob the Builder hat Dmaj#5/Gb To the tune of waltzing Matilda Dm/F Gm/E Eb/F F E / / / I just love the combination of islam, nationalism and buil--der
Because I Amneed you Emaj#5/Ab Like a tick needs a tock Like C/Gbananas need pyjamas Like a D7/Gbnun needs cock Dm7/F C But if you want to put your love for me first You Bwouldn’t go through chiEldbirth Am Emaj#5/Ab You’d agree to adopt so that you could stay thin We’ll get C/Ga Chinese kid, it coulD7/Gbd teach us Mandarin Dm7/F C And communists don’t make as much noise And they’rBe really good aEt sharing theiAmr toyGs
Because I Cmdig you Gmaj#5/B Like an Aussie digs pies Like Eb/BbBorn-Agains dig Jesus F7/A Like Jesus dug guys