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If You Really Loved Me Tim Minchin Tabbed by: Patrick Cason
If you really lGmoved me the D7/Gbway you say you do Bb/FIf you love me half as much C7/E as I love you Cm7/Eb Bb You would pluck a planet from the sky You'd Ause a star to dot the "Di" In I love Gmyou... D7/Gbthat is what you'd do You'd Bb/Ftake a dreary day C7/E and you would paint it blue Cm7/Eb Bb If you loved me unconditionally AThese are the things that you would do for Dme
Because I need you Like a fish needs the sea Like a fire needs oxygen Like a flower needs a bee And if you really care for me You'd let me video you while you wee Standing up in the bath, I shouldn't even have to ask Perhaps you'll even store a little more in a flask These are just the things that people do
When their Alove for oneD another is Gmtrue Ba da da
We go together Like a cracker and Brie Like racism and ignorance Like bling and R&B But if you really want to show you care You'd let me wear your underwear When we visit your mum's, it's a bit of harmless fun I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns There's no reason for a big to-do If your love for one another is true Ba da da We go together Like a bird in a nest Like Internet and porn Like guns and the US And if you love me like you say that you do You'd purchase forty cockatoo And teach them to fly in formation in the sky And shit the words "Tim is God" on my ex-girlfriend's Hyundai Sure, it might be easier with doves But shirking challenges is not what love
Is all Ebabout DLove is not all wine and Ebroses DSometimes it's handcuffs and Ebcheese C/ENo-one said love is for Ffree And iAm/Ef you agree with that Cm/Eb You'll sing me passages from the Koran wearing D7nothing but a Bob the Builder Gmhat Dmaj#5/Gb (or... D/Gb) To the tune of waltzing Matilda Dm/F Gm/E I just love the combination of Islam, Eb/F F E nationalism and buil--der
--*SOLO*-- (Best of luck...) (Builder) (Islam) (Nationalism) (And a little bitty builder) (Islam) (Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy) (And Bob the fucking Builder) ... (Let Bob the fucking Builder!)
Because I Amneed you E7/Ab Like a tick needs a tock Like C/Gbananas need pyjamas Like a D7/Gbnun needs cock Dm7/F C But if you want to put your love for me first You Bwouldn't go through childEbirth You'd agree to Amadopt E7/Ab so that you could stay thin We'll get a C/GChinese kid, it could D7/Gbteach us Mandarin Dm7/F C And communists don't make as much noise And they're Breally good at Esharing their Amtoys G
Because I Cmdig you Like an G/BAussie digs pies Like Eb/BbBorn-Agains dig Jesus F7/A Like Jesus dug guys Fm7/Ab G And if you love me unconditionally You'd Ddo my tax return for Gme Cos it's way oveCmrdue, and G/BI just don't know, I Eb/Bbguess I'm self-employed F7/A but do I still pay as I go' Fm7/Ab G And does the threshold apply to me' And should I Cregister for GSTG' And if you Clove me unconditionGally Would you Alet me videDo you while you weGme' Assuming there's nothing worth watching on the ABCC