Tim Minchin - Fat children

^AmDo not feed d^Goughnuts to yo^Fur obese ch^E7ildren ^AmYou will r^Gegret it when ^Ftheyre in their t^E7eens ^AmMaccas might ^Gshut them up^F now that theyre ^E7seven But th^Fey wont forgive you, when Theyre getting picked l^Dmast for PE ^{Am7 E7}Dont you see?

^AmBoombalata motherfucker ^D9Have you noticed that your ki^Dmds are fat? ^AmWhat are you going to do about t^D7hat? ^D7What are you going to do?

^AmSo you telling me that your fami^D7ly ^AmHas a history of ob^D7esity You got a polyc^Amystic ova^D7ry ^Am7Its just the way that God made me ^D7

^EIts unlikely, statisti^Em7cally To be a physi^D7cal thing E7 E7/B But either way it dont explain why you Are in the c^E7ue at Burger King

You can bl^Amame it on bi^Am/Dology You can bl^Game your ph^G/Dysiology You can po^Amint to genea^Am/Dlogy And your s^Gocial anthr^G/Dopology

You can sa^Amy you are an ectomorph That you ju^Gaugst cant get the kilos off Well you can be^Bm what you wanna be But stop feeding that boy KFC ^E7

He we^Fighs 40 kilos and hes only three He lo^B7oks like a clean-shaven Pavarott^E7i

^FOrdering to Diet Coke is n^Cot the way back ^GBoombalata kiddie-stuffer Your ki^Dds a fat, have you noti^E7ced that?

^AmAnd you oug^Fhta be as^Ghamed For you only ^Am7have yoursel^Ff to blam^Ge.

Your 5 year old ^Fprincess in her ^Csize 14 ^Gtutu Only eats p^Fizza like that because y^Gou do She'lll be ^Fdead of a heart attack Befor^Ge your grandchildren are ^Cten ^{G F G} Per^Fhaps you’ll consider A ^Gcut-back on extra fries then^{C E7}

^AmBoombalata kiddie-stuffer ^D9Your kids are fat, have you n^Dmoticed that ^AmWhat are you going to do about that? ^D7What are you going to do?

^AmSo you telling me that your fami^D7ly ^AmHas a history of ob^D7esity You got a polyc^Amystic ova^D7ry ^Am7Your mum had childhood diabet^D7es

^Am7But - and in y^Am7our case There's a reasona^D7bly big butt Do you think^Am7 it's an appropriate treat The all-you-can-eat at Piz^E7za Hut?

There’s no^Am excuse you silly^Am/Ab goose For a ^Am/Gchild with a ^Am/Gbcaboose Like a ^Ammoose who’s eaten too much mousse It’s^D tantamount to chil^D7d abuse

Kick them o^Amff the fucking couch G G/Em Unplug the Playstation Send them d^Amown to the park If they don’t^G wanna go, mak^G7e ’em

^EmTell them they have to jog Until their ^D7jogging shorts fit’em If they ^Dhesitate, ask firmly If they st^Gill resist, hit^Ab’em

Is th^Fis what you want for your l^Cittle girl and guy? These c^Ghips off the pork chop, for the ^Dtoffee apples of your eye? ^FSix packs of kit cats are n^Cot the way back ^GBoombalata Kiddie-Stuffer Your k^Dids are fat, did ya noti^E7ce that?

^AmAnd you oug^Fht to be ^Gashamed For you have ^Amonly have ^Fyourself to b^Glame Your 6 year old m^Ciniature Jabba the H^Gut Eating half melted M^Cars Bars from the folds of his ^Ggut He'll be d^Fead of an aneurysm Bef^Gore his own children ism te^Cn ^{G F G} Perha^Fps you’ll consider A c^Gut-back on Taco Bell then ^{C G F G} Perha^Fps you’ll consider A c^Gut-back on Krispy Kreme d^Foughnuts And Popcorn in ^Gbucket-sized boxes And m^Ficrowave pizza or ^Gdrive through McDonalds For we^Feknightly dinners in f^Gront of the TV And n^Fotes to the phys-ed ^Ginstructor saying timmy has ^FAsthma but he really just g^Gets short of breath Cus he’s^F 35 kilo^Gs above the ideal weight Of 3^F5 kilos for a ni^Gne year old ^Cboy