Things you don't say to your wife Written by: Tim Hawkins Tabbed(chorded?) by Mandos F F G Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end

^FThe dress you wear reminds me of^F my old gir^Glfriend ^AmAnd where'de you^G get those shoes i ^Fthink there pretty ^Flame

^Amwould you stop t^Galking 'cause im tr^Fying to watch the ga^Fme

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^AmIf your a man who w^Fants to live ^Ama long and happy^F life

^Amthese are the things yo^Gu don't say to your ^Fwife.

^FI planned a hunting trip ^Fnext week on your b^Girthday ^FI didn't ask you but^F i knew i'de be^G ok

^AmGo make some di^Gnner while i watc^Fh this fishin^Fg show ^AmI taped it over^G our old w^Fedding vid^Feo

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^FYour cooking is ok but not^F like mother mak^Ges ^FThe diamond in the ring i ^Fbought you is a ^Gfake

^AmYour eyes look ^Gpuffy dear, are^F you feeling^F ill ^AmHappy aniver^Gsary i boug^Fht you a trea^Fdmill

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^AmIf you a man who^F doesn't want to g^Amet killed with a^F knife, ^AmThese are the things you do^Gn't say to your^F wife.

Tim Hawkins - Things you dont say to your wife