Theo Katzman - Hardly ever rains

She says "^Ahoney, why're you ^E/G#crying," I ^F#m7don't know what to ^Esay It's been ^A70 and^E/G# shining for the^F#m7 last 10^E0 days But the ^Awhole time I've been^E/G# pining, the^A whole time^E/G# I've been^B pained 'Cause ^Awhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^Bhardly ever ^Erains It's a ^ASunday in this ^E/G#jungle, a ^F#m7Monday 'cross the ^Epond And ^Ayou can go to ^E/G#prison here for ^F#m7watering your lawn^E And I ^Ahave no expla^E/G#nation for ^Awhy I ^E/G#feel so ^Bstrange But ^Awhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever ^Brains, yes ^AWhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever ^Erains

She ^Ascribbles on a ^E/G#napkin, I ^F#m7ask if I can ^Esee It's a ^Acowboy in a r^E/G#ed dress ^F#m7with a hat made out of ^Eleaves He's got ^Awings on both his ^E/G#shoulders, I ^Aask "what d^E/G#oes this ^Bmean?" She says, ^A"Honey, it's a p^E/G#icture of you" Well, I ^F#m7wish that felt like m^Ee She's a ^Awhisper in the ^E/G#silence, some ^F#m7pixels on my ^Ephone Sayin "^Ano man is an ^E/G#island, but ^F#m7everyone's ^Ealone" And ^Amaybe that's what keeps me s^E/G#miling Maybe ^Athat's what ^E/G#keeps me ^Bsane, 'cause ^AWhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever ^Brains Yes, ^Awhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever ^Erains

She ^Acalls me from the ^E/G#airport ^F#m7just to say ^Egoodbye And ^Athat's when it starts ^E/G#pouring tea^F#m7rdrops from my ^Aeyes And ^AI don't have my ^E/G#hopes up but ^AI don't ^E/G#have no ^Bshame, 'cause ^AWhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever ^Erains Then the ^Alightning hits the ^E/G#concrete, the ^F#m7thunder is ^Edelayed But I^A can hear a ^E/G#heartbeat from a ^F#m7hundred miles ^Eaway And ^AI ain't in no ^E/G#danger but ^AI am ^E/G#still ^Bsus4afraid 'Cause ^Awhere I ^E/G#come from, honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever ^Brains Yes, ^Awhere I come from, ^E/G#honey, it ^F#m7hardly ever^E rains

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