Theo Katzman - Hardly ever rains

She says "^Ehoney, why're you ^F#mcrying" I ^Adon't know what to ^Esay It's been ^E70 and ^F#mshining For the ^Alast 100 ^Edays But the ^Ewhole time I've been ^F#mpining The ^Awhole time ^G#mI've been ^F#mpained 'Cause ^Ewhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains

It's a ^ESunday in this ^F#mjungle A ^AMonday 'cross the ^Epond And ^Eyou can go to ^F#mprison here for ^AWatering your ^Elawn ^EAnd I have no explan^F#mation For ^Awhy I ^G#mfeel so ^F#mstrange But ^Ewhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains, yes ^EWhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains

She ^Escribbles on a ^F#mnapkin I ^Aask if I can ^Esee It's a ^Ecowboy in a ^F#mred dress With a ^Ahat made out of ^Eleaves He's got ^Ewings on both his ^F#mshoulders I ^Aask "what ^G#mdoes this ^F#mmean?" She says, ^E"Honey, it's a ^F#mpicture of you" Well, I ^Awish that felt like ^Eme

She's a ^Ewhisper in the ^F#msilence Some ^Apixels on my ^Ephone Sayin ^E"no man is an ^F#misland, but ^AEveryone's a^Elone" And maybe ^Ethat's what keeps me ^F#msmiling Maybe ^Athat's what ^G#mkeeps me ^F#msane, 'cause ^EWhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains Yes, ^Ewhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains

She ^Ecalls me from the ^F#mairport ^AJust to say good^Ebye And ^Ethat's when it starts ^F#mpouring ^ATeardrops from my ^Eeyes And ^EI don't have my ^F#mhopes up But ^AI don't ^G#mhave no ^F#mshame, 'cause ^EWhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains

Then the ^Elightning hits the ^F#mconcrete The ^Athunder is ^Edelayed But ^EI can hear a ^F#mheartbeat From a ^Ahundred miles a^Eway And ^EI ain't in no ^F#mdanger But ^AI am ^G#mstill a^F#mfraid 'Cause ^Ewhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains Yes, ^Ewhere I come from, ^F#mhoney It ^Ahardly ever ^Erains