The Rubberbandits - Fellas

If you ^Cwanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella There’s ^Dma million fuckin’ fellas you could choose And if a ^Ffella says “hey fella, you should not be fuckin’ fellas” Maybe h^Ge should go and fuck a fella too Cause the ^Fworld is full of fellas, who will ^Ctry to put you down All you ^Fhave to do is hold your head up ^Chigh and stand your ground No ^Freason to retaliate, no ^Creason to despise Cause he ^Dmhates himself enough when he’^Gs jerking off to guys If you ^Cwanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella Cause it’^Dms raining fuckin’ fellas from the sky And if you’r^Fe looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin’ season And get ^Goff your seat and go and fuck a guy You’v^Fe googled all the shemales, while you^Cr missus was asleep And ^Fnow it’s time to muster up th^Ce spunk and take a leap ^FStarting with a sissy boy, who’^Cs got a girly bum Be^Dmfore you know it, you’ll be fuckin^Gg truckers by the ton C (no chord) If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella But it’^Dms better when you do it with a song Cause it’^Fs time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together If you ^Gwanna fuck a fella, sing along Cause the ^Fworld is full of fellas, who are ^Cdying for a fuck All you ^Fhave to do is open up your ^Cdoor and take a look There’^Fs fellas in the ocean, there?^C??s fellas in the sky And ^Dmsome of ‘em are gunning for ^Ga bumming from a guy If you’r^Ce scared to fuck a fella, don’t be nervous, don’t be yella Simply ^Dmfuck the fella standing by your side Turn ^Faround and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink Take him ^Ghome and swallow all your pride Don’^Ft knock it ‘til you try it, is w^Chat grandpa used to say And ^Fsure enough he used to fuck a ^Cfella every day And ^FJesus Christ in heaven, even ^Csaid it with a prayer ^DmBlessed be the fellas fuckin??^G? fellas everywhere If you ^Cwanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella There’s ^Dma million fuckin’ fellas you could choose Fuck a ^Fbutcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker Fuck a ^GBlack, a White, a Chinaman or Jew Fuck a ^Ctinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler Fuck a ^Dmdracula, an actor or a cook Fuck a ^Fgenie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini Cause ^Dmif you’re both c^Gonsenting no on^Ce giiiiive^Gs aaaa^Ca fuuuuuck!