The Rubberbandits - Fellas

If you ^Cwanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella Thereâ€?^Dm?s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose And if a ^Ffella says “hey fella, you should not be fuckin’ fellas” Maybe h^Ge should go and fuck a fella too Cause the ^Fworld is full of fellas, who will ^Ctry to put you down All you ^Fhave to do is hold your head up ^Chigh and stand your ground No ^Freason to retaliate, no ^Creason to despise Cause he ^Dmhates himself enough when heâ?^G?™s jerking off to guys If you ^Cwanna fuck a fella, throw away your old umbrella Cause itâ?^Dm?™s raining fuckin’ fellas from the sky And if youâ€^F™re looking for a reason, call it fella fuckin’ season And get ^Goff your seat and go and fuck a guy Youâ€^F™ve googled all the shemales, while ^Cyour missus was asleep And ^Fnow it’s time to muster up^C the spunk and take a leap ^FStarting with a sissy boy, whoâ?^C?™s got a girly bum Be^Dmfore you know it, you’ll be fuc^Gking truckers by the ton C (no chord) If you wanna fuck a fella, you can do it acapella But itâ?^Dm?™s better when you do it with a song Cause itâ?^F?™s time to fuck a fella, we can do it all together If you ^Gwanna fuck a fella, sing along Cause the ^Fworld is full of fellas, who are ^Cdying for a fuck All you ^Fhave to do is open up your ^Cdoor and take a look Thereâ?^F?™s fellas in the ocean, the^Cre’s fellas in the sky And ^Dmsome of ‘em are gunning f^Gor a bumming from a guy If youâ€^C™re scared to fuck a fella, don’t be nervous, don’t be yella Simply ^Dmfuck the fella standing by your side Turn ^Faround and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink Take him ^Ghome and swallow all your pride Donâ?^F?™t knock it ‘til you try it^C, is what grandpa used to say And ^Fsure enough he used to fuck a ^Cfella every day And ^FJesus Christ in heaven, even ^Csaid it with a prayer ^DmBlessed be the fellas fuckinâ^G€™ fellas everywhere If you ^Cwanna fuck a fella, just go out and fuck a fella Thereâ€?^Dm?s a million fuckin’ fellas you could choose Fuck a ^Fbutcher, fuck a baker, fuck a candelabra maker Fuck a ^GBlack, a White, a Chinaman or Jew Fuck a ^Ctinker, fuck a tailor, fuck an aerosol inhaler Fuck a ^Dmdracula, an actor or a cook Fuck a ^Fgenie, fuck Mussolini in a polka dot bikini Cause ^Dmif you’re bot^Gh consenting no^C one giiii^Gives a^Caaaa fuuuuuck!