The Devil Makes Three - They call that religion

^FThey say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well ^FNow he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls ^FOld deacon jones he was a preaching king ^FMan they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing ^FWell they call that religion (they call that religion) They ca^Fll that religion (they call that religion) They c^G7all that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he di^Fes ^{G F}

^FTed Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs He was a f^Friend of the president and everything he said li^Fve your life right man, keep your hands clean well they c^Faught him with a p^Frostitute on methamp^Fhetamines ^FWell they call that religion (they call that religion) ^FThey call the religion (they call that religion) They c^G7all that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he di^Fes ^{G F}

^FOle Elron was a preacher now just the same He had the m^Fillionaires now playing his game, He said uh, I g^Fot a science of a different kind well ^Ffollow me ^Fmovie stars move obj^Fects with your mind ^FWell they call that religion (they call that religion) ^FThey call that religion (they call that religion) They c^G7all that religion but you know he went to hell when he died^{F G F}

^FYeah they call that religion (they call that religion) ^FThey call that religion (they call that religion) They c^G7all that religion but you know they're going to hell when they di^Fe ^{G F}