The Devil Makes Three - They call that religion

^GThey say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well ^GNow he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls ^GOld deacon jones he was a preaching king ^GMan they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing ^CWell they call that religion (they call that religion) They ca^Gll that religion (they call that religion) They c^D7all that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he di^Ges ^{D G}

^GTed Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs He was a f^Griend of the president and everything he said li^Gve your life right man, keep your hands clean well they c^Gaught him with a p^Grostitute on methamp^Ghetamines ^CWell they call that religion (they call that religion) ^GThey call the religion (they call that religion) They c^D7all that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he di^Ges ^{D G}

^GOle Elron was a preacher now just the same He had the m^Gillionaires now playing his game, He said uh, I g^Got a science of a different kind well ^Gfollow me ^Gmovie stars move obj^Gects with your mind ^CWell they call that religion (they call that religion) ^GThey call that religion (they call that religion) They c^D7all that religion but you know he went to hell when he died^{G D G}

^CYeah they call that religion (they call that religion) ^GThey call that religion (they call that religion) They c^D7all that religion but you know they're going to hell when they di^Ge ^{D G}