The Axis of Awesome - What would jesus do

Lif^Ae isn't always^D easy It^A isn't always fun W^F#mhen you lose direction Your^D world can come undone When^A you're in need of^D guidiance And ^C#mhelp is over^F#m due You might ^F#mask yours^C#melf this q^Duestion^Dm What Would Jesus Do? ^{A D A D}

If ^Ayou were at a ^Dparty And the ^Ahost ran out of wine He'd ^F#mmake some more with magic And ^Dbring on back good times But ^Ain this sit^Duation You c^C#mouldn't see it ^F#mthrough He's the^F#m son^C#m of ^DGod And he ^Eshits all over you

^AYou can't ^A7do what ^DJesus can ^Ddo^{E A}You're the King of ^A7Nothing, and ^Dhe's the King of ^Dje^Ews ^F#mHe knows every ^C#mmagic trick, you ^Donly know a ^Dmfew Don't^D even bother asking ^Dm What Would Jesus Do? ^{A D A A7}

^DCan you heal a leper? Or feed a ^Acrowd with fish and bread? ^BmCan you walk on water? D^F#mid you rise from the dead? And^D did you give your life up To save^A humans from bad luck? ^GWere you born of ^Dvirgin birth, Or d^Eid your parents... have sex?

^AYou can't ^A7do what ^DJesus can ^Ddo^{E A}He had twelve a^A7postles and ^Dno one follows ^Dyo^Eu ^F#mWhen facing a di^C#mlema Let ^Dlogic guide you ^Dmthrough What^D kind of dick-head wonders^Dm What Would Jesus Do? ^{A D A D}

When J^Eesus ^Ewas bet^Erayed And wrapped up ^Bmall ^Bmhis ^Bmtrust He ^Dused His laser ^Evision And turned ^Ajudas into dust When ^ELois ^ELane was ^Edying Jesus ^Bmheld her^Bm in His^Bm arms He flew ^Dbackwards 'round the ^Eworld To ^Akeep her safe from harm When ^F#mJesus tours the country In His ^ERock n' Roll band Kiss A ^Dthousands cheer his ^Bmusic^E Even tough it's hit the miss

^AYou can't ^A7do what ^DJesus can ^Ddo^E (Jesus shits all over you ) ^AThere are three of ^A7Him, and there's ^Donly one of ^Dyo^Eu (And Jesus can fly ) ^F#mHe can cure a ^C#mblind man, ^Dyou can't cure the ^Dmflu D A B A A(played with A bar on 12) He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu

^BmTry not ^C#mto for^Dget He's a ^Emillion, billion, trillion times Better than you^A God gave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^F#mGave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^DGave Rock n' ^CRol^Dl to ^Aeveryone, ^{E A}God gave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^F#mGave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^DPut it in the ^Csou^Dl of ^Aeveryone.