The Axis of Awesome - What would jesus do

^ALife isn't alw^Days easy^A It isn't always fun W^F#mhen you lose direction Your ^Bmworld can come un^Ddone When^A you're in need of^D guidiance And ^C#mhelp is over^F#m due You m^Bmight ^C#mask yourself thi^Ds question ^Dm What Would Jesus Do? ^{A D A D}

If ^Ayou were at a ^Dparty And the ^Ahost ran out of wine ^F#mHe'd make some more with magic And ^Bmbring on back good t^Dimes But ^Ain this sit^Duation You c^C#mouldn't see it ^F#mthrough He's the^Bm so^C#mn of ^DGod And he ^Eshits all over you

^AYou can't ^A7do what ^DJesus can ^Edo ^AYou're the King of ^A7Nothing, and ^Dhe's the King of j^Eews ^F#mHe knows every ^C#mmagic trick, you ^Donly know a ^Dmfew Don't^Bm even^C#m bother as^Dking ^Dm What Would Jesus Do? ^{A D A A7}

^DCan you heal a leper? Or feed a ^Acrowd with fish and bread? ^BmCan you walk on water? D^F#mid you rise from the dead? And^D did you give your life up To save^A humans from bad luck? ^GWere you born of ^Dvirgin birth, Or d^Eid your parents... have sex?

^AYou can't ^A7do what ^DJesus can ^Edo ^AHe had twelve a^A7postles and ^Dno one follows y^Eou ^F#mWhen facing a di^C#mlema Let ^Dlogic guide you ^Dmthrough What ^Bmkind ^C#mof dick-he^Dad wonders ^Dm What Would Jesus Do? ^{A D A D}

When J^Eesus ^Ewas bet^Erayed And wrapped up ^Bmall ^Bmhis ^Bmtrust He ^Dused His laser ^Evision And turned ^Ajudas into dust When ^ELois ^ELane was ^Edying Jesus ^Bmheld her^Bm in His^Bm arms He flew ^Dbackwards 'round the ^Eworld To ^Akeep her safe from harm When ^F#mJesus tours the country In His ^ERock n' Roll band Kiss A ^Dthousands cheer his ^Bmusic^E Even tought it's hit the miss

^AYou can't ^A7do what ^DJesus can d^Eo (Jesus shits all over you ) ^AThere are three of ^A7Him, and there's ^Donly one of y^Eou (And Jesus can fly ) ^F#mHe can cure a ^C#mblind man, ^Dyou can't cure the ^Dmflu ^DHe's a zombie ^Awizard who ^Balso knows kung-^Efu

So ^Anext time you're in ^Dtrouble Thi^C#mnking What Would Jesus^F#m do ^BmTry not ^C#mto for^Dget He's a ^Emillion, billion, trillion times Better than you^A God gave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^F#mGave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^DGave Rock n' ^FRol^Gl to ^Aeveryone, ^{F E A}God gave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^F#mGave Rock n' ^ERoll to you, ^DPut it in the ^Fsou^Gl of ^Aeveryone.