Tenacious D - Kielbasa

^G7[KG strums] I don't like that So far, ba-- Off to a bad start ^Gdim7[KG strums again] Better, closer, warmer ^Gdim7[KG strums again] That's it! Okay Music starts up [For intro picking, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwc74gUYkJs]

^GI love ya baby But ^Fall I can ^Cthink about is ^GKielbasa sausage Your ^Fbuttcheeks is ^Cwarm ^GI check my dipstick You ^Fneed lubri^Ccation, honey ^GMy kielbasa sausage Has just ^Fgot to per^Cform Now get it on

^GI see ya walkin' But ^Fall I can ^Cthink about is ^G Dianetics Your ^Fbuttcheeks is ^Cwarm ^GI check my dipstick You ^Fneed lubri^Ccation, honey ^GMy kielbasa sausage Has just ^Fgot to per^Cform Now ^FI been set ^Cloose, ah I'm ^Fshooting my ^Cjuice, ah Right ^Fin your ^Ccaboose Now fuckin' get it on

^{G F C} Now get it on ^{G F C} Get it on ^G[se^Fe ^Cvideo for strumming]

^GDianetics cure you much better than ^FKrishna ^{C G}Dianetics cure you much better in^Fdeed ^{C G}And all you people here, you're tre^Fmendous Except the ^Cpeople in the middle ^GAnd you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of ^Fweed With me ^C And K^GG All right ^{F C} Oh yeah ^G All right ^F Oh my G^Cod All the ^Gladies in the house say yeah (yeah) ^FAll you motherfuckers say a ^Cprayer (prayer) When you ^Gfight, you got to fight fair You mothe^Frfucker, oh, you mothe^Crfucker You know what ti^Gme it is? ^{F C} Tenacious ^ED time You motherfucker, go! ^F/C Fuck y^Geah ^{C E F/C G}Yeah^C, ye^Eah! ^F/C G C E F/C