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I'm kinda sick of looking at that ONE tab that's available and it's not great, so I'm giving you one that may not be 100% correct, but it definitely fits. [KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon. [strums] [JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. [strums again] [JB:] Better, closer, warmer. [strums again] [JB:] That's it. Okay. Intro and verse: (I love ya, baby...) G F C E]-----------------------------------------| B]---------------------------1---1-1-1-----| G]------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----| D]------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---| A]-----------------------------------3-----| E]--3-3------------------------------------| G F C E]----------------------------------------| B]------------------------------1---1-1-1-| G]---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0-| D]-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2 A]--------3-----------------------------3-| E]-----------3-3--------------------------| End intro and end verse: (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform) G F C E]----------------------------------------| B]------------------------1---1-1---------| G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------| D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------| A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------| E]------3-------------3-1-----------------|
G I love ya, baby, but Fall I can Cthink about is G Kielbasa sausage, your Fbutt cheeks is Cwarm. G I check my dipstick, you Fneed lubriCcation, honey. GMy kielbasa sausage has just Fgot to perCform.
Now, get it on!
G[Solo] (IF'm nCot gooGd enough Fto tCab it out.) G I see you walkin', but Fall I can Cthink about is G Dianetics, your Fbutt cheeks is Cwarm. G I check my dipstick, you Fneed lubriCcation, honey. GMy kielbasa sausage has just Fgot to perCform. Now, FI've been set Cloose-ah, I'm Fshooting my Cjuice-ah, Right Fin your Ccaboose. Now, fuckin' get it on!
G[Solo] F C Now, get it on. G[End of sFolo]C Get it on!
G [IntFerluCde-kinGda-thing]F C G Dianetics cure ya much better than FKrishna, C G Dianetics cure ya much better, indeedF, C G And all you people here, you're treFmendous (except the Cpeople in the middle,) G And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weedF With me,C me and KGG. All right! F C Oh yeahG, All right!F Oh my GCod! All the Gladies in the house say yeah (yeah), C'mon,F you muthafuckaC say a prayer (prayer), When ya Gfight, ya gotsta fight fair, You muthaFfucka, ho, youC muthafucka, You know what timeG it is? F C Tenacious EmD time, you muthafucka, go!F Fuck Gyeah! C Em F G Yeah,C yeahEm! F G C Em F
G (Build it then end with a accent on it) Dude, that was TNT. Lyrics taken from http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/kielbasa.html and edited by Troy Michael Lowry, Jr.