Tenacious D - 39

^FShe's 39 but she still looks young ^FNot very young, but a lot of fun ^FShe's my 39th lady, in the ^Gsun

^F49 and I'm feeling fine ^FIn the sun, it's a lot of fun ^GDrinkin' mai tais, ^Fkickin' back with my ^Fflip-flops on

^DmI'm wearin' socks and my ^Gtoe is tight ^FI think about her every damn ^Amnight ^Dm39 year-old lady^F, she looks pretty good to^F me

^FI'm 49, drinkin' white wine ^FNot goin' out with no 19 year-old ^Gchickities no more ^FFrom now on I got my^F 39 year-old whore

Oh!^Am Don't you call h^Fer a whore ^FI'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out ^AmShe's sweet and she's ^Fgetting old And she's ^Gmine, to have and to hold

^FShe needs a dentist appointment quick ^FI pay for it and she sucka my dick ^GWhen we text each other, ^FI fiddle with my anus ^F

^FI stick the finger in it! ^DmThen I fuckin' didar^Giddly doo ^AmAnd I fuckin' gots^F to spew ^F Upon my belly^G, dripped upon my shoe ^{F F}Get me a tissue

^FChardonnay in the setting sun ^FShe's 39, but she's number one ^GGet the apartment just r^Fight ^Fshe's comin' over tonight

^AmI like it cause I ^Fdon't feel scared ^AmShe's 39,^G I'm in my underwear Here she comes, ^Fcomin' down the hallway She's knockin' on my door! ^F

^FI open the door ^FThere she is, not too bad, good enough ^G39 year-old lady,^F young enough for me^F

^DmBoobies droopin', but she's^G good enough for me ^{F Dm}Trimmed her pussy hairs,^G good enough for me ^{Am F}Mature woman,^G she's my lady ^F

^FUh huh, uh huh,^F ooh yeah ^FShe ain't gonna be fuckin' around wi^Gth no other guys ^FNanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady ^{F F}Special lady

^FWe can see a fuckin^F' movie And agree^G it's a to^Ftal piece of shit^{F F}Comfortable shoes,^F never loose ^GWe can fuckin' ^Ftalk about some things ^F

^DmShe don't need no^G diamond rings^{F Dm}She don't ne^Ged no Diamond rings ^F