Tenacious D - 39

^GShe's 39 but she still looks young ^CNot very young, but a lot of fun ^GShe's my 39th lady, in the ^Dsun

^G49 and I'm feeling fine ^CIn the sun, it's a lot of fun ^DDrinkin' mai tais, ^Ckickin' back with my ^Gflip-flops on

^AmI'm wearin' socks and my ^Dtoe is tight ^GI think about her every damn ^Emnight ^Am39 year-old lady^C, she looks pretty good to^G me

^GI'm 49, drinkin' white wine ^CNot goin' out with no 19 year-old ^Dchickities no more ^CFrom now on I got my^G 39 year-old whore

Oh!^Em Don't you call h^Cer a whore ^GI'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out ^EmShe's sweet and she's ^Cgetting old And she's ^Dmine, to have and to hold

^GShe needs a dentist appointment quick ^CI pay for it and she sucka my dick ^DWhen we text each other, ^CI fiddle with my anus ^G

^GI stick the finger in it! ^AmThen I fuckin' didar^Diddly doo ^EmAnd I fuckin' gots^C to spew ^G Upon my belly^D, dripped upon my shoe ^{G G}Get me a tissue

^GChardonnay in the setting sun ^CShe's 39, but she's number one ^DGet the apartment just r^Cight ^Gshe's comin' over tonight

^EmI like it cause I ^Cdon't feel scared ^EmShe's 39,^D I'm in my underwear Here she comes, ^Ccomin' down the hallway She's knockin' on my door! ^G

^GI open the door ^CThere she is, not too bad, good enough ^D39 year-old lady,^C young enough for me^G

^AmBoobies droopin', but she's^D good enough for me ^{G Am}Trimmed her pussy hairs,^D good enough for me ^{Em C}Mature woman,^D she's my lady ^G

^GUh huh, uh huh,^C ooh yeah ^CShe ain't gonna be fuckin' around wi^Dth no other guys ^CNanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady ^{G G}Special lady

^GWe can see a fuckin^C' movie And agree^D it's a to^Ctal piece of shit^{G G}Comfortable shoes,^C never loose ^DWe can fuckin' ^Ctalk about some things ^G

^AmShe don't need no^D diamond rings^{G Am}She don't ne^Ded no Diamond rings ^G