Sycamore Smith - True love aint for you love

^CVenus must have d^Amrifted just a ^E7Bit too far from s^Fhore-- She sunk her little ^Goyster ship And ^G7skinny dipped On d^Fown to the ocean f^Gloor ^G7

^CTrue love ain't for ^Amyou, love And if ^E7marriage is an insti^Ftution ^GMine'll have walls with ^G7cushions So how's about an o^Fld fashioned handhabung ^GHere on the futon? ^G7

^CArchibald As^Amsholebroke pulled off ^E7Many high-profile a^Fntics Like the ^Gtime he walked outta the t^G7ruck stop latrine With a ma^Fchine that was essential To our d^Gating scene

^CArchie kept it ^Amstarchy For he w^E7ore 35 at a ^Ftime And when his ^Gchippy stopped her heavy ^G7breathing Archibald could ^Fnever unwind Cuz he was b^Gusy unsheathing...^G7

^CMaybelle shook her ^Amsleighbell Betwixt Jack ^E7Frost and a frozen ^Fhay bale Mr ^GFrost got his iceberg ^G7tossed And then he ^Ftold Miss May That she was ^Gfree to get lost^G7

^CFeeling quite can^Amtankerous Maybelle d^E7ropped him in an Ice cream ^Fmaker, thus Proving what they ^Gsay about scorning ^G7a lady-- And n^Fow Jack Frost is a ^Gsnowball in Hades (^G7buh-buh-buh-bum)

^CTrue love ain't for ^E7you, love Oh, boo-^Amhoo love, it's so g^Fruesome But you ^Gcan't do nuthin' So you ^G7best do someone Whom t^Frue love ^Gain't for, ^Ctoo Because ^Ftrue love ^Gain't for ^Cyou