Sycamore Smith - Hokum all ye faithful

^EmTell me, have you ^Amheard the one About the ^Dmprophet with the perfect ^Csoul? ^E7

^EmThe heaven^B7ly ^Ambastard with his own ^Dmslasher flick-- The greatest ^Cfairytale ever told ^G

^EmWeekly ^B7he ^Amreceives A kneeling ov^Dmation from a sleepy na^Ction ^E7

^EmThey're swallow^B7ing the ^Amold routine, the ^Dmholy saltine, And ^Cbackwash from the cup of sal^Gvation

^GHave you heard the ^Amlegend sweeping the ^Fland? They're saying ^Cwe all sprung from some in^E7visible man

And when he ^Amfinished up, he took a little ^Frest ^CAnd he's been resting ever since I ^Gguess... ^G7

^EmTell me, ^B7have you ^Amheard the one About the ^Dmyoung man who died for your ^Csins? ^E7

You think he would've ^Amlearned his lesson Not to ^Dmmess with us,

And yet they ^Csay he's gonna come a^Ggain

He ^Emmight've ^B7hit a ^Amripe old age If a ^Dmdisciple had not failed ^Chim ^E7

Broken, ^Ambetrayed and lost, he lay ^Dmalone on the cross While the ^Ceaster bunny pounded the ^Gnails in...

^EmTell me, ^B7have you ^Amheard the one About the ^Dmhealer who could resur^Crect? ^E7

They say that when he ^Amrose from the dead He had a ^Dmflattened head,

Black ^Cboots and two bolts in his ^Gneck ^E7Hokum all ye ^Amfaithful,

That's the whole ^Dmfable as I was ^Ctold it ^{G E7}Honestly I'm ^Amhalf-way jealous of the ^Dmgullible zealots

Who ^Cbelieve this unbelievable ^Gbullshit... ----