Stephen Lynch - You caught me spankin it

I ^Fcame down to the ^Gbreakfast table ^Ffelt like I could ^Fcry I ^Ftried so hard but ^Gwasn't able to ^Flook you in the ^Geye

For ^FI am feeling ^Gso much shame Yes ^FI have brought dis^Fgrace Can ^Ftell I've soiled ^Gmy good name By the ^Flook upon your ^Gface

Well it ^Fseems last ^Gnight you ^Fcaught me ^Gspankin' it ^FNo use den^Gyin' it, well ^FI was really ^Gcrankin' it Well it's ^Fnot my ^Gfault, and it ^Fwouldn't be so ^Gbad F G F [pause] F G F G If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad Talk to me ^Fdad ^{G F G}

No I ^Fdidn't hear ya ^Genter, no I ^Fdidn't hear the ^Gdoor With my ^Fhand upon my ^Gmember and my ^Fpants upon the ^Gfloor Now ^Fburnt into your ^Gbrain is an ^Fimage you des^Gpise like ^Fblood and guts and ^Gstarvin' kids and ^FStevie Wonder's ^Geyes

Well it ^Fseems last ^Gnight you ^Fcaught me ^Gspankin' it ^FNo use den^Gyin' it, ^FI was really ^Gcrankin' it Well ^Fdry your ^Geyes and ^Fdon't be so ^Gsad F G F [pause] F G F G But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had Talk to me da^Fd ^{G F G}

Yeah, the ^Flook upon your ^Gface made my ^Fswollen gland ^Gdiminish So I ^Fsaid, "Coul^Gd ya close the doo^Fr? I really w^Ganna finish" Now ^Fdaddy I'm ash^Gamed and I'd compl^Fetely under^Gstand If you ^Fnever wanna ^Ghug again or ^Feven shake my ^Ghand

Well it ^Fseems last ^Gnight you ^Fcaught me ^Gspankin' it ^FNo use den^Gyin' it, well ^FI was really ^Gcrankin' it Well ^Fplease calm ^Gdown and ^Fdon't get ^Gmad F G F [pause] F G F G Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad It's not that ba^Fd ^{G F G} It's not that ba^Fd ^{G F G} Talk to me dad ^{F G F G}

When I was ^Fonly seven^Gteen, you ^Ftold me it was ^Gdirty, so It ^Fmust be really ^Gcreepy when your ^Fkid is pushin' ^Gthirty But you ^Fcannot tell me ^Gdad that you have ^Fnever had a ^Gwhack At the ^Fthing that hangs be^Glow your belt and ^Fbumps into your ^Gsack

Well it ^Fseems last ^Gnight ^Fyou caught^G me spankin' it ^FNo use den^Gyin' it, ^FI was really ^Gcrankin' it Well ^Fdry your ^Geyes and ^Fdon't be ^Gsad F G F [pause] But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been- F G F [pause] Just because it was your bed, it's not that- F G F [pause] F G F G Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad Talk to me dad ^{F G F G}