Stephen Lynch - You caught me spankin it

I ^Gcame down to the ^Dbreakfast table ^Cfelt like I could ^Gcry I ^Gtried so hard but ^Dwasn't able to ^Clook you in the ^Deye

For ^GI am feeling ^Dso much shame Yes ^CI have brought dis^Ggrace Can ^Gtell I've soiled ^Dmy good name By the ^Clook upon your ^Dface

Well it ^Gseems last ^Dnight you ^Ccaught me ^Dspankin' it ^GNo use den^Dyin' it, well ^CI was really ^Dcrankin' it Well it's ^Gnot my ^Dfault, and it ^Cwouldn't be so ^Dbad G D C [pause] G D C D If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad Talk to me ^Gdad ^{D C D}

No I ^Gdidn't hear ya ^Denter, no I ^Cdidn't hear the ^Ddoor With my ^Ghand upon my ^Dmember and my ^Cpants upon the ^Dfloor Now ^Gburnt into your ^Dbrain is an ^Cimage you des^Dpise like ^Gblood and guts and ^Dstarvin' kids and ^CStevie Wonder's ^Deyes

Well it ^Gseems last ^Dnight you ^Ccaught me ^Dspankin' it ^GNo use den^Dyin' it, ^CI was really ^Dcrankin' it Well ^Gdry your ^Deyes and ^Cdon't be so ^Dsad G D C [pause] G D C D But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had Talk to me da^Gd ^{D C D}

Yeah, the ^Glook upon your ^Dface made my ^Cswollen gland ^Ddiminish So I ^Gsaid, "Coul^Dd ya close the doo^Cr' I really w^Danna finish" Now ^Gdaddy I'm ash^Damed and I'd compl^Cetely under^Dstand If you ^Gnever wanna ^Dhug again or ^Ceven shake my ^Dhand

Well it ^Gseems last ^Dnight you ^Ccaught me ^Dspankin' it ^GNo use den^Dyin' it, well ^CI was really ^Dcrankin' it Well ^Gplease calm ^Ddown and ^Cdon't get ^Dmad G D C [pause] G D C D Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad It's not that ba^Gd ^{D C D} It's not that ba^Gd ^{D C D} Talk to me dad ^{G D C D}

When I was ^Gonly seven^Dteen, you ^Ctold me it was ^Ddirty, so It ^Gmust be really ^Dcreepy when your ^Ckid is pushin' ^Dthirty But you ^Gcannot tell me ^Ddad that you have ^Cnever had a ^Dwhack At the ^Gthing that hangs be^Dlow your belt and ^Cbumps into your ^Dsack

Well it ^Gseems last ^Dnight ^Cyou caught^D me spankin' it ^GNo use den^Dyin' it, ^CI was really ^Dcrankin' it Well ^Gdry your ^Deyes and ^Cdon't be ^Dsad G D C [pause] But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been- G D C [pause] Just because it was your bed, it's not that- G D C [pause] G D C D Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad Talk to me dad ^{G D C D}