Stephen Lynch - When grandfather dies

When ^Fgrandfather dies ^Emlife will be ^Fstrange ^Fwhen grandfather dies ^Emmy whole world will ^Fchange ^Fwhen grandfather dies ^Emi'll scream and i'll ^Fyell N.F. coz i'll be f***in rich as hell

^GSo grandfather ^Fdie ^Emdont keep me in ^Fsuspense ^GOh grandfather ^Fcough ^Emup that inher^Fitence ^Goh grandfather ^Fdont ^Emhold on another ^Fday ^Gi love you to ^Fdeath N.F. but i've got bills to pay

^GA stroke would be ^Fnice ^EmDisease would be ^Fcool ^GI'll scatter his ^Fashes in ^Emmy new swimming ^Fpool ^GI'll jam with the ^Fstones, I'll ^Emdine with the ^Fqueen ^FSo let's say we ^Gunplug that ^Fmachine

^GFor gods sake you ^Fmust be as ^Emold as the ^Fhills ^GIm sick of the ^Fstench from your ^Emdiaper ^Fspills ^GYour deaf, dumb, ^Fand blind, ^Emand an ampu^Ftee ^GYou donate your ^Fblood everyt^Emime that you ^Fpee ^GYour arthritis ^Facts up when^Emever it ^Frains ^GYour so old your ^Fpenis has ^Emvericose ^Fvein ^FOh why dont you ^Emdie Oh why must you ^Ffight ^FYou old mother ^Emf***er just ^Fwalk toward ^Fgod^Emdamn ^Flight ^GWalk toward the light old man

^GIts all over ^Fnow ^EmMy grandad is ^Fdead ^GA mysterious ^Fblow ^EmTo his wrinkled old ^Fhead ^GBefore I ^Fcollect, a ^Emsmall over^Fsight ^FBut everything ^Fshould turn out al^Gright ^FI'll start working on ^Gmy grandma to^Fnight