Stephen Lynch - When grandfather dies

When ^Ggrandfather dies ^Bmlife will be ^Cstrange ^Gwhen grandfather dies ^Bmmy whole world will ^Cchange ^Gwhen grandfather dies ^Bmi'll scream and i'll ^Cyell N.C. coz i'll be f***in rich as hell

^DSo grandfather ^Gdie ^Bmdont keep me in ^Csuspense ^DOh grandfather ^Gcough ^Bmup that inher^Citence ^Doh grandfather ^Gdont ^Bmhold on another ^Cday ^Di love you to ^Gdeath N.C. but i've got bills to pay

^DA stroke would be ^Gnice ^BmDisease would be ^Ccool ^DI'll scatter his ^Gashes in ^Bmmy new swimming ^Cpool ^DI'll jam with the ^Gstones, I'll ^Bmdine with the ^Cqueen ^CSo let's say we ^Dunplug that ^Gmachine

^DFor gods sake you ^Gmust be as ^Bmold as the ^Chills ^DIm sick of the ^Gstench from your ^Bmdiaper ^Cspills ^DYour deaf, dumb, ^Gand blind, ^Bmand an ampu^Ctee ^DYou donate your ^Gblood everyt^Bmime that you ^Cpee ^DYour arthritis ^Gacts up when^Bmever it ^Crains ^DYour so old your ^Gpenis has ^Bmvericose ^Cvein ^GOh why dont you ^Bmdie Oh why must you ^Cfight ^GYou old mother ^Bmf***er just ^Cwalk toward ^Ggod^Bmdamn ^Clight ^DWalk toward the light old man

^DIts all over ^Gnow ^BmMy grandad is ^Cdead ^DA mysterious ^Gblow ^BmTo his wrinkled old ^Chead ^DBefore I ^Gcollect, a ^Bmsmall over^Csight ^CBut everything ^Gshould turn out al^Dright ^CI'll start working on ^Dmy grandma to^Gnight