Stephen Lynch - Vanilla ice cream

^AmHave a seat and ^Elisten, ^Amplease don't say a ^Ething ^AmThe matters of the ^Eheart sometimes, ^Amthe truth will ever ^Esting ^AmJust don't take it ^Epersonally, ^Amthis is no ^Eattack ^AmBut we will never ^Elast ^Ambecause I am ^Ewhite and you are...^Ealso white

^AmI only like black girls and ^Ebrown girls, the ^Gcafé au^D lait ^AmCaramel girls, and ^Emocha girls just ^Gblow me ^Daway ^AmIf your a nubian, ^EI want you to be in ^Gevery ^Dfantasy ^AmBut if you're a whitey, ^Esay nighty-nighty, your ^Gjust not the girl for ^Dme

^AmOh I hate vanilla ^Eice cream, I like ^Amchocolate ^Einstead ^AmI hope she likes her ^Esoul food with a ^Amlittle Wonder ^EBread ^AmDon't call it Jungle ^EFever ^Amcause that just isn't ^Eright ^AmI am not a ^Eracist, ^Esome of my best friends are white

I just prefer ^Amblack girls, the ^Ebrown girls, the ^Gcafé au^D lait A ^Amcaramel girls and ^Emocha girls just ^Gblow me ^Daway ^AmIf you're a cracker, ^Eyou better get blacker or ^Gelse you best get ^Dout ^AmIt is no mystery, ^EI like a sister see ^Gthat's what I'm talkin ^Dabout

^AmOur wedding song ^Ewill be &^Amquot;Ebony^E and Ivory" ^AmAnd we'll sing ^EChristmas carols round ^Amthe old Kwanza ^Etree ^AmBut color is not the ^Eissue here, it's ^Amdignity, it's c^Elass ^AmIt's all about her ^Eheart ^EOkay it's partly about that ass

I want me some ^Amblack girl, ^Ethe brown girl, the ^Gcafé au^D lait A ^Amcaramel girls, ^Eand mocha girls, just ^Gblow me ^Daway ^AmIf you're a honky, ^Eyou're singin the wrong key, it's the ^Ghonest ^Dtruth ^AmThe skin that she's dwellin in, ^Emust contain melanin, ^Gthat is the Fountain of ^DYouth.

^AmThomas ^EJefferson. ^AmRobert ^EDeNiro.

^AmDavid ^EBowie. ^AmTo a certain ^Eextent...^AmTed ^EDansen.

^AmStrom ^EThurman!!! ^AmStrom ^EThurman!!! yeeeahh... ------------------------------