Vanilla Ice Cream - Stephen Lynch Tabbed by Liam Linley (Liam_linley@yahoo.com) Standard Tuning EADGBE Chords Used A - X02220 Em - 022000 G - 320003 D - XX0232 E - 022100 Cappo on the first fret. Listen to the song for the correct rhythm and timing. INTRO A Em A Em A Em A Em

^AHave a seat and^Em listen, ^Aplease don't say a^Em thing The ^Amatters of the ^Emheart sometimes, the ^Atruth will ever^Em sting

^AJust don't take it^Em personally, ^Athis is no^Em attack A Em G D But^E we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

I only like ^Ablack girls th^Eme brown girls, the^G café au ^Dlait ^ACaramel girls, and^Em mocha girls just ^Gblow me a^Dway

^AIf your a nubian, I ^Emwant you to-be in ^Gevery fant^Dasy A Em G [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL) But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A Em A Em

Oh I ^Ahate vanilla ^Emice cream, I like ^Achocolate in^Emstead I ^Ahope she likes her ^Emsoul food with a ^Alittle Wonder ^EmBread

Don't ^Acall it Jungle ^EmFever cause ^Athat just isn't ^Emright ^AI am not a ^Emracist, some of my ^Gbest ^Dfriends are ^Ewhite

I just prefer ^Ablack girls, the ^Embrown girls, the ^Gcafé au^D lait A ^Acaramel girls and ^Emmocha girls just ^Gblow me a^Dway.

A Em G

If^D you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out A Em G [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL) It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A Em A Em

Our ^Awedding song will ^Embe &quo^At;Ebony an^Emd Ivory", and ^Awe'll sing Christmas ^Emcarols round the ^Aold Kwanza ^Emtree

But ^Acolor is not the ^Emissue here, it's ^Adignity, it's ^Emclass A Em(PAUSE) G D I^Et's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass

I want me some ^Ablack girl, the ^Embrown girl, the ^Gcafé au ^Dlait A ^Acaramel girls, and ^Emmocha girls, just ^Gblow me a^Dway

A Em G

^DIf you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth A Em G D [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL) The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A Em A Em A Em Thomas Jefferson A Em A Em A Em Robert DeNiro A Em A Em A Em A Em David Bowie A Em A Em A Em To A certain extent A Em A Em Ted Dansen A Em Strom Thurman!!! A Em A Em Strom Thurman!!! A Em G D A Yeeeahh... A

Stephen Lynch - Vanilla ice cream