Stephen Lynch - Then she farted

^CI made love you all night ^Flong ^CThen I got up to write you a ^Fsong ^CI watched you sleepin, I feel in love, ^Fyou must have been sent from heaven above ^GDon't think you could never do no wrong.^C..then you far^Fted ^COh girl you farted^{F C}First I thought that it was kinda ^Fcute ^CI surpressed a smile when I heard your girl ^Fpoot ^CThen the smell came wafting by, ^Fbrought a little tear drop to my eye, ^GI think I'll go sleep out on the couch..^C.'caus^C2e you farted. ^{F Dm}You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, ^Gmake the paint peel of the wall ^DmI won't sleep under them covers no more since the ^Ghot winds blew from out your backdoor. ^{Gsus G C}Baby, it sure has been a ^Fgas ^CBut I can't live life a-fearin of your ^Fass ^CSo I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill ^FMove back to my house at the top of the hill, ^GWell boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you fart^Ced.^{F C}