Stephen Lynch - Then she farted

^DI made love you all night ^Glong ^DThen I got up to write you a ^Gsong ^DI watched you sleepin, I feel in love, ^Gyou must have been sent from heaven above ^ADon't think you could never do no wrong.^D..then you far^Gted ^DOh girl you farted^{G D}First I thought that it was kinda ^Gcute ^DI surpressed a smile when I heard your girl ^Gpoot ^DThen the smell came wafting by, ^Gbrought a little tear drop to my eye, ^AI think I'll go sleep out on the couch..^D.'caus^D2e you farted. ^{G Em}You can make milk curdle, make your skin crawl, ^Amake the paint peel of the wall ^EmI won't sleep under them covers no more since the ^Ahot winds blew from out your backdoor. ^{Asus A D}Baby, it sure has been a ^Ggas ^DBut I can't live life a-fearin of your ^Gass ^DSo I gathered up my clothes and my old dog, Bill ^GMove back to my house at the top of the hill, ^AWell boy, I guess it's just you and me...then you fart^Ded.^{G D}