Stephen Lynch - Superhero

^C[Verse 1] ^CIf I could be a ^Amsuperhero ^FI would be ^Gawesome ^Cman ^CI'd fly around the ^Amworld fighting crime ^FAccording to my ^Gawesome ^Cplan And ^Fif I saw ^Gcriminals ^Ctrying to lie ^FHurting other ^Gpeople and ^Cmaking them cry I'd ^Fhaul them off to ^Gjail in my ^Cawes^Gome ^Fvan 'Cause ^FI would be ^Gawesome ^Cman

^CIf I could be a ^Amsuperhero ^FI would be ^Gdrug-free ^Cboy ^CTelling the world of the ^Amevils of drugs ^FAnd all of the l^Gives the^Cy destroy Well I'd t^Fake all thos^Ge junkies ^CGetting so high With their ^Fneedles and ^Gbongs And their ^Csticks made of Thai ^FAs I burn them al^Give I would ^Csqueal ^Gwith ^Fjoy 'Cause ^FI would be ^Gdrug-fre^Ce boy

^CIf I could be a ^Amsuperhero ^FI'd be immig^Gration ^Cdude ^CI'd send the foreigners ^Amback to their homes ^FFor eating up ^Gall of our ^Cfood And ^Ftaking our ^Gwelfare and ^Cbest jobs to boot Like l^Fandscaping, ^Gdishwashing, ^Cpicking our fruit ^FI'd pass a lot of ^Glaws to get ^Crid ^Gof their ^Fbrood 'Cause ^FI'd be immi^Ggration ^Cdude

^CIf I could be a ^Amsuperhero ^FWould you be j^Gustice ^Cguy? ^CMaking sure people get ^Amwhat they deserve E^Fspecially ^Gwomen who ^Clie Like if a ^Fwife left her ^Ghusband with three ^Ckids and no job To run ^Foff to fucking Ha^Gwaii with some d^Coctor named Bob You could ^Fskin them and ^Gdrain them of ^Cblood ^Gso they ^Fdie (especially Bob) ^FThen you would ^Gbe justice ^Cguy