Stephen Lynch - Superhero

^CIf I coul^Gd be a super^Dhero ^FI would be awe^Gsome m^Can ^CI'd fly a^Ground the ^Fworld fighting crime ^FAccording to my aw^Gesome ^Cplan ^FAnd if I saw ^Gcriminals ^Ctrying to lie ^FHurting other ^Gpeople and ^Cmaking them cry ^FI'd haul them off to ^Gjail in my ^Cawes^Gome ^Fvan ^F'Cause I would be ^Gawesome ^Cman

^CNow, Some criminals want you to be a criminal ^CAnd they offer you things like drugs, alcohol ^CBut we know what to do, kids ^CWe just say 'No'

^CIf I could ^Gbe a ^Dsuperhero ^FI would be ^GDrug-Free ^Cboy ^CTelling the ^Gworld of the ^Fevils of drugs ^FAnd all of the ^Glives they ^Cdestroy Well I would ^Ftake all the j^Gunkies Who're ^Cgetting so high With their n^Feedles and ^Gbongs And their ^Csticks made of thai As I ^Fburn them ^Galive I would ^Csqueal ^Gwith ^Fjoy Because ^Fthen I would be ^Gdrug-free ^Cboy

^CIf I could ^Gbe a ^Dsuperhero ^FI'd be ^GImmigration ^Cdude I'd ^Csend all the ^Gforeigners ^Fback to their homes For e^Fating up ^Gall of our ^Cfood And ^Ftaking our ^Gwelfare and ^Cbest jobs to boot Like l^Fandscaping, ^Gdishwashing, ^Cpicking our fruit I'd p^Fass a lot of ^Glaws to get ^Crid of ^Gtheir ^Fbrood 'Cause ^FI'd be I^Gmmigration ^CDude

^CKids, You can make up your very own superhero ^CIf you could, Who would it be'

^CIf you coul^Gd be ^Da superhero ^FWould you ^Gbe justice ^Cguy' ^CMaking sure ^Gpeople get ^Fwhat they deserve ^FEspecially ^Gwomen who ^Clie Like if a ^Fwife left her h^Gusband With three ^Ckids and no job To run ^Foff to F'in ^GHawaii With some ^Cdoctor named Bob You can ^Fskin them and ^Gdrain them of ^Cblood ^Gso they ^Fdie ^FEspecially bob ^FThen you would ^Gbe justice ^Cguy

Or y^Fou could be more ^Gsubtle No, I didn't ^Cmean to be vague Give her the ^Fmad cow ^Gdisease Let him ^Cdie of the plague As l^Fong as they ^Gsuffer for their ^Cterri^Gble l^Fies ^FEspecially Bob ^FThen You would ^Gbe Justice ^CGuy